Jen Amidon

#CapTheDish

[Jen Amidon @Beloved_Hobbit]

Chopsticks. Walrus. Throw in a rocket ship.

[Jen Amidon @Beloved_Hobbit]

The amount of times I've said "we all have work tomorrow, Michelle" to people who have no idea what I'm saying...

[Jen Amidon @Beloved_Hobbit]

Listening to my rocket scientist roommate on a work call saying "turn it all the way to the right to close it, righty tighty" to his coworker. 😂

[Jen Amidon @Beloved_Hobbit]

The horn player's quest took me waaaay too long to attach things, and by the end of it I didn't want to save him from the f*king hole because of his stupid horn playing. #EndRant #TotK

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

[closes book, slowly removes glasses, and thoughtfully cleans them with a small cloth] I honestly don't think Waldo is in there

[Jen Amidon @Beloved_Hobbit]

The main thing I've noticed about video games as technology advances is how much more realistic water looks.

[Jen Amidon @Beloved_Hobbit]

And that is because bf bought me Tears of the Kingdom for my birthday, but said I had to defeat Gannon before I could play it.

[Jen Amidon @Beloved_Hobbit]

It is May 29, 2023, and I, Jen, have finally defeated Calamity Gannon on Breath of the Wild.

[Jen Amidon @Beloved_Hobbit]

My father just ended a message to me with "also, lol." #Dead

[Jen Amidon @Beloved_Hobbit]

A friend said happy mother's day to me. When I gave him a weird look, he said cat moms are moms too.

[Jen Amidon @Beloved_Hobbit]

I wore ear plugs at the metal concert last night, cause loud noises hurt my ears now. #OldPeopleProblems

[Jen Amidon @Beloved_Hobbit]

I'm drinking water! There are ice cubes in my wine! #WineMomStatus

[Jen Amidon @Beloved_Hobbit]

Gotta love getting the "good choice" from an old man while deciding what bourbon to get at the store. Thanks, my dude. I agree.

[Jen Amidon @Beloved_Hobbit]

@poncho_crab Same though.

[Jen Amidon @Beloved_Hobbit]

@Chronic_Pixie And many more to come! 🥰

[Jen Amidon @Beloved_Hobbit]

Told my eye doctor how my glasses broke and why they were super glued together, and she told me it wasn't the first time she heard a story like that.

[Jen Amidon @Beloved_Hobbit]

I showed my transitioning friend how to paint her nails yesterday, and it brought me so much joy. Love passing on my knowledge. 💅🏻

[Jen Amidon @Beloved_Hobbit]

Don't cut your hair under the influence, gang. Learn from me. 🤭

[Jen Amidon @Beloved_Hobbit]

The podcast I listen to on the commute is talking about Norway and the beautiful parks there, and I just wanna go so bad!!! It's been Number One on my list since high school!

[Jen Amidon @Beloved_Hobbit]

@Chronic_Pixie As someone using 2 box springs on top of her mattress as a "bed frame", I say bed frames are for squares. 🟧

[Jen Amidon @Beloved_Hobbit]

@egoshifting I don't even have kids to take care of! How do people do it?!

[Jen Amidon @Beloved_Hobbit]

When do I get to the part of adulthood where I'm not tired all the fucking time?