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virginia state volleyball alum (she/her)

[lew @inlew_of]

crazy how the L is silent in salmon, but loud asf in salmonella

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

I need my weird alone time or I’ll go insane

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

LMAOOOOO

[ً @artfuIchaos]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers i don't approve

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

when i say “the other day” it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

[mayank @maynkydvv]

i come on twitter to talk to myself if you read it that's on you

[E🤍 @totallynotems_]

I be in y’all’s section drinking all the cranberry juice tbh

[miia @miiagarro]

soon as i become an adult mfs wanna have this hunger games ass government

[Khumalo @kinofshango]

Once u start hashtagging that shi kinda get addicting

[grace @gracefishlove]

idk i think the elephant really ties the room together

[Zito @_Zeets]

First time I had a margarita:

[solé @layxsnv]

you better hide yo kids capri suns when i come around cause i be dirsty too

[Jan @janelsooo]

I ain't gon lie to y'all. I been listening to Drake every single damn day since May 15th.

[Essy @foxyessy]

Idk why Rue even trusted Alamo. I wouldn’t have taken a tic tac from that bitch.

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

Niggas see a bad bitch and start thinking how many niggas she been with. Niggas gay

[uncle gworl @_uncle_gworl]

she had to go see The Lady

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

This caption is smoking me lmfao

[parlaycrypn @ParlaySwxggy]

Haven’t turned Drake off since 12 am last Thursday dude 😂

[charlie @gonegirlfriend]

i feel like her every time i set foot in sephora