Ben Carstens

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@SteveDeaceShow He’ll be back on Tucker soon talking that way.

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@smcroasters Never trust a man over 40 wearing a flat bill hat.

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@KeithMurphy If you don’t have the discernment to see that snack and leave it on the shelf, you deserve the suck.

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@SteveDeaceShow @TravisTritt Everything by @TravisTritt is still great. Treat yourself to some rice in the microwave.

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@redsteeze

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@RealCandaceO @IfindRetards

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@TheCalvinCooli1 Alert Scorch @AnthonyCumia

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@SteveDeaceShow @ShawnRyan762 @RealCandaceO After watching his conversation with @_jeremiahj it was obvious he didn’t have the basic knowledge to discern anything. “Wow” “What?” “Really?”

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@KyleKulinski How many families’ childcare could you cover with your hairdye budget?

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@SteveDeaceShow Sunday or Monday?

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@SteveDeaceShow You’re due to have @Nerdrotics back on.

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@ChrissieMayr Women.
You can’t kill men with your bare hands.

Sit down when murder is discussed.

See how dumb that is?

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@OpieRadio The seven of us are howling.

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@SteveDeaceShow

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@SteveDeaceShow Wouldn’t the time to have known the truth have been roughly any time before that deadline passed not long ago?

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@TheRalphRetort Nobody ever mentions the possibility that they did flush, and the 26 is what was left by the time the cops came in.

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@marklevinshow Belief 1: A furrowed brow is a good substitute for actual action.

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@Nerdrotics @QTRBlackGarrett @JosiahRises Comfort is our ultimate sin. It drives people to kill their offspring to maintain it.

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@Nerdrotics @McJuggerNuggets The kid’s only flaw was he wasn’t a dog, apparently.

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@Nerdrotics When they do have a kid they deem keepable, this will be available to watch and they’ll always know their parents’ love is conditional.