Ben Clover - "Heckling Masterclass" @EDFRINGE

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[Ben Clover - "Heckling Masterclass" @EDFRINGE @BenClover_]

One of the great spectator sports

[Ben Clover - "Heckling Masterclass" @EDFRINGE @BenClover_]

So many trick or treaters last night we kept running out of coleslaw!

[Ben Clover - "Heckling Masterclass" @EDFRINGE @BenClover_]

My USP as a podcast guest is, whatever the subject, I can move myself to noble tears

[Ben Clover - "Heckling Masterclass" @EDFRINGE @BenClover_]

Thanks George Lucas, the kids are having nightmares cos I tried to show them Star Wars. The gratuitous jump-scare right at the start had them terrified. Children today HATE reading large blocks of text

[Ben Clover - "Heckling Masterclass" @EDFRINGE @BenClover_]

@LissaKEvans we take it in turns to read to the 6y/o. I missed reading Wed Wabbit and am jealous! They’re laughing a lot and he is more gripped than I’ve seen him by a book before

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

Bond villain that covers naked women in salami

[Ben Clover - "Heckling Masterclass" @EDFRINGE @BenClover_]

Pub’s a bit quiet tonight

[Ben Clover - "Heckling Masterclass" @EDFRINGE @BenClover_]

Believe this is same font and colour scheme as Strongbow cider

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

men are a lot like deer. i cannot stop hitting them with my car. i’ve actually hit so many with my car you would think im going out of my way to find them and hit them with my car. because i’ve truly hit so many with my car

[Ben Clover - "Heckling Masterclass" @EDFRINGE @BenClover_]

@nicdoye All of them. Concurrently. Sequentially. All over that archipelago. Only in self defence obvs

[Ben Clover - "Heckling Masterclass" @EDFRINGE @BenClover_]

I’m not an aggressive guy and I abhor violence, real or depicted. It’s a curse on our species. But if I had to I could fuck up literally any Moomin. No problem

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

My buddy lost his job to AI. It was his job to chug thousands of gallons of water at a data center

[Ben Clover - "Heckling Masterclass" @EDFRINGE @BenClover_]

Yes, some of the younger generation CAN dance the Macarena, but it feels very technical, like they haven’t understood the meaning

[Ben Clover - "Heckling Masterclass" @EDFRINGE @BenClover_]

“Hi Dan, 16 of your 45 projects are at risk” seems a mental thing for a purple, back-combed llama to whisper in your ear.
Worried for Dan

[Ben Clover - "Heckling Masterclass" @EDFRINGE @BenClover_]

Guy in the middle is most annoyed at Poirot’s damn-fool questions. One on the left amused at his presumption. Guy on the right did it in revenge for the murder of his illegitimate half-brother

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

one of the best headline/image combos I’ve ever seen

[jp @inflammateomnia]

No babe i follow her because it's Christlike to befriend prostitutes. Her too. Yeah and her

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I wish the headline made clear that she’s donating the money which is cool and good and if there’s no room for forgiveness then there’s no room for people to do better

[Jesse Brenneman @Jesse_Brenneman]

My theory is that all the data centers being forced on us aren’t for future public demand, they’re for current military/govt demand—that AI is the backbone of the new surveillance state but they can’t say that so they pretend it’s because people love making videos of Pikachu.

[Ben Clover - "Heckling Masterclass" @EDFRINGE @BenClover_]

@MKupperman This incident needs to be better known

[Phil Chapman @IAmPhilChapman]

RIP Patricia Routledge. As a mark of respect I’ve laid a bucket of flowers outside her house