Benjamin Cranklin

this is a mess

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@rafaelshimunov @SusanSarandon This is the United Susans of Sarandon, if you don’t like it here, you’re free to leave.

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@GarbageApe Logging onto this hellscape is sitting in the first 3 rows at sea world

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@bourgeoisalien

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@JordanChariton @mattyglesias is the Pete Buttigieg of Thomas Friedmans

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The elected government of “The Wealthiest Country On Earth” votes down raising the minimum wage to $15/hr ($31,200/yr before taxes) over the course of 4 YEARS. What do you call that?

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@bourgeoisalien Thanks Bernie. If not for him elevating universal human issues in 2015, Hillary and anti-choice running mate Tim Kaine might have been elected thereby accelerating the dismantling of Roe. Dude bought us like 6 more years of protecting women’s bodies. So, really, thanks!

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@SpeakerPelosi Truly a sociopathic level flex from Nancy here after stumping for a literal anti-choice “Democrat” @VICENews

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@elonmusk Batting a cool .000 with 2 strikeouts on both. But hey, less spray tans on TV.

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@CaseStudyQB @BernieSanders “Remember the 2020 election… when all of my reporting was deliberately designed to undermine the same candidate”

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@briebriejoy The Democratic Party continues to be Clark Griswold getting trapped in the attic. But like, with horrible acting.

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@davidsirota aw, did you become an oligarch and one of the richest people in the world by exploiting workers/crushing unions and continue to undermine independent media, and people might chalk your sidewalk because they’re suffocating from medical debt?

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@BrandyLJensen @OrganizingPow3r

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@PressSec @POTUS To think teachers have been vandalizing school property for decades. Virtually every classroom has been defaced. Lock them up.

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@daveweigel Lol. “Kindly vacate, Madam Speaker, at your convenience, of course. Please?” What a joke.

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@_FleerUltra ‘pro-life’ is such a bullshit term but everyone in this country is an idiot so they’ll continue passively accepting labels associated with the ‘other side’ of the argument. you lose the second you dignify the question “are you pro-life?” with an answer. pro-choice <> anti-life

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@thehill @SenSchumer What’s the point of airing a clip of Chuck from 2020?

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Yo Democrats and Republicans are Left and Right Twix don’t @ me

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@araratone1 @davidsirota

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@araratone1 @davidsirota *You’re

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@HillaryClinton “It’s your fault”

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@davidsirota Can we give Dems a break for once? Why don’t you try delivering when Susan Sarandon literally exists and let me know how that goes?