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[You @BenDalsing]

@TripleTakePod Unacceptable.

[You @BenDalsing]

@Mikeyy_Z @BS_Cleveland I will not be slandered like this

[nutter butter @NutterButter]

N is for the way you nut at me

[Losing it @prophethusband]

oh word I can add sweet potato fries for an extra $1.50? Yeah sounds good. I would love to pay more for something that tastes worse. Yeah I must be wearing clown shoes since youre treating me like a fucking idiot

[Dubuque Police Department @Dubuque_PD]

Rest in Peace Chief Dalsing!

[Pabst Blue Ribbon @PabstBlueRibbon]

start counting

[You @BenDalsing]

In the future when we look back at the downfall of society, this has to make the list right?

[PETA @peta]

“Bullpen” refers to the area of a “bull’s pen” where bulls are held before they are slaughtered—it’s a word with speciesist roots & we can do better than that.

Switching to “arm barn” would be a home run for baseball fans, players, and animals 💪⚾️

[You @BenDalsing]

@tinkerbell_5678

[You @BenDalsing]

Every year this man inspires me to reach my goals.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

JOEY CHESTNUT DOES IT AGAIN.

The 14-time champion just destroyed 76 dogs to beat his own world record 😳

[You @BenDalsing]

@bobbygulyash @CaucasianJames

[You @BenDalsing]

@MaxedOut19 As much as it hurts me that you and I have to go another year not able to see a Packers v. Chiefs Super Bowl which I'd love and have to deal with Brady in it again, I'm 100% on board the Chiefs Train for the next few weeks. I hope they repeat and win big.

[You @BenDalsing]

@bobbygulyash @kennamiddendorf I was with her when she took it, 4/10. Don't let her lie to you Bob.

[You @BenDalsing]

@bobbygulyash 5/10. I'm disappointed in myself.

[prance @bocxtop]

“wow yall really trust a vaccine that was made in 8 months???” u were made in 9 months and we still let ur dumbass walk around unsupervised

[You @BenDalsing]

@bobbygulyash @CNNBusiness Let's feast

[You @BenDalsing]

It's your yearly reminder today should be Indigenous Peoples Day, not Columbus Day. Columbus was an absolute piece of shit and the First Nations people had their worlds destroyed repeatedly and still receive little acknowledgement of their societies. #HappyIndigenousPeoplesDay

[You @BenDalsing]

@MachineGunHerb Herb I swear if I show up to a round of darts in the backyard ever and you're drinkin Baja Blast Natty Lights I'm leavin and takin my friendship with me.

[You @BenDalsing]

@Mikeyy_Z

[john patrick: future president @john_from_hr]

I love IPA’s with cute flavors added, the hint of mango almost makes me forget that it tastes like dog piss

[amir @blumenfeld]

2016: Sure Trump is bad,but how much damage can he do in four years?

2020: If everybody buys enough stamps, Democracy will survive long enough to reach a vaccine for this deadly virus and we can see a movie again.

[You @BenDalsing]

@StraitOutTheLoo Love you too homie. Thank you! Cant wait to celebrate next time we can!