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do posts on here count as performance art

[free legal advice from a bug @BenFerber]

It's the FINALE of Start the Steal! Our "heroes" confront the artists of the galleryship they've been ordered to steal, and must decide if they *really* want to give their bosses a fully-functional starship.
https://t.co/RzMhnTcaFC
https://t.co/PejwWO4ekT

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Start the Steal continues! The gang visits an avant garde alien art gallery.
https://t.co/PKO0BiSi0M
https://t.co/tKoz0uS7aA

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@keewa

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Just got an ad that was a bunch of ai videos of a guy freezing to death and the product, revealed at the end, was Candy Crush. It’s over

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Just missed screenshotting an all-timer search autocomplete that I now cannot seem to recreate, where the start of my search “where i” completed to like 6 different variations of “where is my husband” including “where the hell is my husband”

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@la___cuna I assume Adam friedland has immunity to these kinds of tricks, road runner style. I feel like he couldn’t run without making the meep meep sound

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo hopes both teams have fun! 🏀🏀🏀🏀

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immediately not taking my own advice here but: I do think we have to realize that, at an atomic level, every single american politician is john fetterman

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re: all maine senate discourse in the year 2026

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@PersonthePerso2 A guy who’s 40 becoming a guy who’s 60?

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

EDDINGTON vindicated once again

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@aviationbrk Is it supposed to do that

[Àyànfè @Danny456080]

Socialism doesn’t work because as soon as a state turns socialist they randomly get invaded and bombed

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@adamjohnsonCHI @aaronpellish

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@GarlicCorgi i assume they'll just keep giving it to trump

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@senny_mathis normal, normal, normal/flying, fighting
grass, dragon, dark/poison, dark
psychic/flying, fighting, dragon, dragon

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@mollytaft I’m the congressional seal that’s cut off in a funky way to make it look like a guy with a moustache

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@len0killer Conspiracy guy who goes really hard on the idea that they paid off babish

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@nise_yoshimi Backrooms 😔

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https://t.co/4Na7JngzR3

[The Jerusalem Post @Jerusalem_Post]

Sid Rosenberg encourages the Jewish community to be proud and not to "hide your yarmulkes."

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@Jerusalem_Post why does he look like that