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@Eashan_H @mgs_1515 I left in 1996 so yes that would explain it! Thanks

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@Eashan_H @mgs_1515 Must have been after my time there, toast I remember but there certainly weren’t hot chocolate doughnuts or kimchi pots

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@mgs_1515 Can’t believe it! I don’t remember what we ate but it really is the end of an era

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