Ben Lawrence

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[Ben Lawrence @BenHLawrence]

When yal gone let them barges loose?

[Ben Lawrence @BenHLawrence]

That bridge just so happened to be discovered cracked during a conveniently timed fuel and supply chain nightmare and now we going to halt all barge traffic.

[Ben Lawrence @BenHLawrence]

Hunting was cooler when it wasn’t cool to post about it.

[Ben Lawrence @BenHLawrence]

Why is it acceptable to have a muffin for breakfast but a cupcake is frowned upon.

[Ben Lawrence @BenHLawrence]

Man how cool is gas going up 10 cents a week. That’s how you know the right decision was made for uhhh the thing I uhhhh running that outfit over there, ahhh gimme a break.

[Ben Lawrence @BenHLawrence]

Anyone ever tried to out bark their dog like when parents try to out cry their kids?

[Ben Lawrence @BenHLawrence]

December 30 gal of gas $53....March $75 for same amount of gas....way more awesome now. #openbiden

[Ben Lawrence @BenHLawrence]

Question....does the coronavirus vaccine work if you don’t take a picture of it for facetagram? Asking for a friend.

[Ben Lawrence @BenHLawrence]

Wife claims to have gone to public school but never heard of John Wayne casserole....

[Ben Lawrence @BenHLawrence]

What happens when you eat all your survival snacks and burn through all your survival wood Day 1...asking for a friend.

[Ben Lawrence @BenHLawrence]

Predators win in the second half with Tiger hitting a walk off homer for extra points from half court. #SuperBowl

[Ben Lawrence @BenHLawrence]

Longarming deer shouldn’t be a thing. Even better is the long arm horn angle cocked to one side.

[Ben Lawrence @BenHLawrence]

Best part of 2020...no “look at me I’m at a concert and oh by the way here’s every song the band is playing” snaps.

[Ben Lawrence @BenHLawrence]

Does it mean you have a problem when you need chocolate following dessert. Asking for a friend.

[Ben Lawrence @BenHLawrence]

My money is on Tiger Woods covering the spread in the bottom of the 9th.

[Ben Lawrence @BenHLawrence]

@HeadtoHeadRadio Charlie pride

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Thanks Obama. Merica.

[Ben Lawrence @BenHLawrence]

"The human spirit needs places where nature has not been rearranged by the hand of man"

[Ben Lawrence @BenHLawrence]

Back to back Sunday fundays biomassing Palmer

[Ben Lawrence @BenHLawrence]

Sunday fun day biomassing pigweeds