Ben Hillery

[No Score Draws ✍️ (Alex & Sian - BOOK OUT NOW!) @CheapPanini]

One thousand retweets and we’ll draw the whole album for charity please do not retweet

[Ben Hillery @BenHillery]

@jamotweets This is Jon Darby job interview territory

[Ben Hillery @BenHillery]

@SandyBoi1 Kalvin Phillips MOM all day. Good all round midfield display from him, his assist was massive

[Ben Hillery @BenHillery]

Never really got the Donny Van De Beek hype. Can understand why Ole doesn't play him, doesn't do much for me. Bruno and Pogba miles ahead.

Even Juan Mata at 32 offers more for me from what I've seen so far. I could be wrong though

[Ben Hillery @BenHillery]

@SandyBoi1 Him and Martial think they're ballers, Rashford is a runner, that's it. United have a terrible front line bar Cavani whose best days are long behind him.

[Ben Hillery @BenHillery]

@jamotweets My Mrs is veggie, @jamesjohansson regularly tells her that animals are food not friends.

[Ben Hillery @BenHillery]

If Lukaku is suffering from burn out why doesn't Mourinho get Rashford to lead the line? He may be young but has got the quality to do so. Lukaku looks jaded, he may be better coming off the bench for a game or two.

[Lord Byron FC @LordByronFC]

Hardingstone Sun took home the Captain's Cup with a 3-0 win over Royals Reserves. Goals from @LeeABroome92 (2) and @FlextOfficial #winners

[Ben Hillery @BenHillery]

Defenders need to know that the blood of celebrities is on their hands every time that Aaron Ramsey scores a goal!

[Ben Hillery @BenHillery]

Only in women's football would you find a team making a sub whilst defending a corner. Guess what happens?

[Ben Hillery @BenHillery]

Hank is the best character on Breaking Bad by a long shot!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to deal with hay fever:
1. Rub eyes until purple
2. Apologise for swollen face
3. Say "bloody hay fever" a lot

[Ben Hillery @BenHillery]

@millwall_ricky @NickNevern @dapperlaughs Nick Nevern is hilarious! Richie Norman got me to add him.

[Ben Hillery @BenHillery]

Players like Charlie Austin and Jamie Vardy show you that hard work and dedication pays off if you want it enough!

[Ben Hillery @BenHillery]

Don't get me wrong, Gerrard was an exceptional player but the hype around his departure is just too much.

[Ben Hillery @BenHillery]

People go on about humble Gerrard is. Well, I've never seen Paul Scholes punch a DJ and ask for a move to then bottle it due to threats...

[Ben Hillery @BenHillery]

@EdEdEd85 @jamotweets Now Ed? You've always been one! Love you really!

[Ben Hillery @BenHillery]

@EdEdEd85 @jamotweets No, you were a first team wanker at the time

[Ben Hillery @BenHillery]

@jamotweets Too right! They were awful!

[Ben Hillery @BenHillery]

@jamotweets Don't forget the 12-1 hammering we gave them a few years back