Ben Martin

[Parted Beard @PartedBeard]

In the PL

Non-pen goals
▫️Palmer 1 in his last 19 games
▫️Foden 1 in his last 17 games
▫️Saka 1 in his last 15 games
▫️Salah 1 in his last 1 game

Assists
▫️Saka 0 in his last 20 games
▫️Foden 0 in his 18 games
▫️Palmer 0 in his last 9 games
▫️Salah 0 in his last 5 games

But:

[Ben Martin @BenMartinn8]

Really showing how spoilt we’ve been having a keeper like Alisson and backup like Kelleher for so long - that Mamardashvili/Schade 1v1 was a painful watch #BRELIV

[Adrian Hilton @Adrian_Hilton]

In Britain, we believe in freedom of religion, and freedom of worship. The Carnegie Library in Abergavenny is grade ii listed and has been empty for a decade. Muslims are currently meeting in the parish hall of the local Roman Catholic church, and would like their own place. The council has democratically agreed a 30-year lease, with building repairs to be carried out by the local Muslim community. If you don't want your library turned into a mosque, go there and read. If you don't want your church turned into a mosque, go there and worship. But to do neither, and then complain about a perfectly reasonable, democratic and provisional change of use for a listed building which satisfies a community need, bringing life where there is currently a void, is rather small-minded.

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

How about we celebrate the great signings without disrespecting the PL champions?

[CounterPressers @CounterPressers]

Always brings a tear to my eye watching Virgil van Dijk and Joe Gomez run back the partnership once a season against an elite side.

[The Anfield Wrap @TheAnfieldWrap]

Me trying that Szoboszlai free kick in the garden later

https://t.co/YBrL1HVN5U

[sj @316simsim]

13 year old me in my Warrior Liverpool kit prayed for times like this

[The Anfield Wrap @TheAnfieldWrap]

"City’s centurion season in 2017-18 saw no team outside the top seven break 50 points. Leicester’s title-winning season saw 10 teams lose 15 or more games.

"If you want to go further back, Arsenal’s 2003-04 invincibles were impenetrable in a league where only the top four broke 60 points. Nobody in the bottom 14 broke 40 points when United won the Premier League and Champions League in 2007-08.

"We can all find narratives and if people genuinely believe Liverpool have strolled to a title in belly-tickling fashion over a 38-game season, that is their prerogative. I’d rather go into space with Katy Perry than have a pint with them."

✍️ @dan_morgan3's column...

Read here 👉 https://t.co/FuBDh3O9fX

[Justin @juza_23]

The trophies were nice, the rebuilding of the club was great.

But I think my favourite thing about the Klopp era was that we kept somehow finding funnier and funnier ways of winning the derby.

[Lawprofblawg @lawprofblawg]

You cannot determine whether you saved or cost money based solely on one side of the ledger.

Example: I saved my household $2K by not paying the mortgage.

[Ben Martin @BenMartinn8]

No babe it’s not small it’s just a sign of my superior stoicism to the guys you’ve been with before

[Xero @Syfer_O]

Difference of penises is due to cultural value and tradition

Greek or Roman Art:

In ancient Greek and Roman art, small penises signfies intellect, self-control, and civilization. Contrary, large penises were linked to barbarism, lust, and irrationality.

African Art:

In African culture, large penises emphasise reproductive organs as a sign of fertility, strength, and masculinity and lineage continuation.

[Ben Martin @BenMartinn8]

Slot the most recent manager to do my biggest pet peeve in football - having a player(s) on the bench you have no intention of fielding.

Bellingham in Dortmund’s final game 22/23 the classic example of this.

As for that performance:

[𝐬 🇬🇧⸆⸉ @redelitist]

He fucking blew it out of the park with this answer, and the vast, vast majority of the country agrees with him regarding this, even if they may not like him or support him.

[@k4 @4comps00]

Oi the Premier League has the chance to do the funniest thing ever

[James. @afcjxmes]

For a player of his style he really couldn’t have done anything more. Forcing the idea that it has to be a flashy winger every year is so boring to me.

[Ben Martin @BenMartinn8]

Arsenal (a) - No4 of the season

[gon @chinesegon]

unpopular opinion but the whole "no drinking" vibe is correlated with a massive spike in social isolation. yes, binge drinking is bad, but going out for a glass of wine or a beer with friends on the regular actually has positive effects that outweigh the negative

health optimization bros cutting alcohol consumption to zero, hitting the gym with headphones on, and going home to empty apartments are the loneliest people on this planet. happy friday

[Ben Martin @BenMartinn8]

@AngusKelly12 Youuu whites

[Ben Martin @BenMartinn8]

PL referees in Liverpool games so far have been very good in comparison to the last few seasons imo (credit where credits due) - Simon Hopper however is having a shocker #CRYLIV