Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.
I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.
Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.
But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.
And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂
Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻
So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️
So for one last time…
ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨
Chiefo x
#COYG
🚨😂❤️ | Jamie Carragher on the global reaction to Arsenal F.C. winning the Premier League
🗣️ “I finally realised why nobody wanted Arsenal to win the league…” 👀
Carragher admitted the scale of Arsenal’s celebrations worldwide has been unlike anything he has seen in modern football 🌍🏆
🗣️ “The fans are unbelievably loyal and crazy passionate.”
🗣️ “Show me another team that won a trophy and had celebrations like Arsenal did — streets packed everywhere, social media exploding all over the world.” 🤯🔴⚪️
🗣️ “The world was always afraid of this.” 🔥
Most clubs couldn’t pull this kind of crowd for an organised trophy parade.
Arsenal pull this crowd on a Tuesday night when we didn’t even play. Money can’t buy what this club has.
You cannot buy this. There is no amount of money that can be pumped into a football club to make this happen.
The biggest club in London.
The Arsenal back on top, back where we belong.