In line at McDonald’s.... shitty little kid behind me screaming he wants an apple pie at his mother...
I get to counter...
Me: Hi I’ll have a Number 3, Large.... and excuse me how many apple pies do you have back there....
McD worker: 12
Me: I’ll take them all
Fun Fact- I was bribing North to wear her butter 350’s by saying they glow in the dark. However, she made me turn off the lights to test it. She caught me lying but Kanye was on speaker phone & said don’t worry I will make them 😂
A police helicopter has crashed whilst taking off during a maintenance check, seriously injuring the pilot.
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