Ben

Presidential hopeful. Indiana Antifa Supersoldier. Anarchosocialist Scum. All tweets are by staff. #GreggHead

[Ben @BenSportello]

My Twitter circle is really coming together

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@deannagmcdonald Also, I'm not an expert, but I don't think it would have taken them the whole night to turn the Titanic around if they wanted to.

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@EliasofNE Some of us enjoy having sex instead of spending all of our time writing hitler fanfic

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

Being an adult means that every few days, you have to spend at least $35. Even if you don’t think you need anything, the universe will manifest something for you to spend $35 on. All must pay.

[Ben @BenSportello]

@CenTexLib Meanwhile every young Republican group chat:

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@mtracey

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Nobody told me Nancy Pelosi died

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

Now that a little time has passed, the tears have dried, and we've been reminded of her good heart and kind deeds, I think we are remiss if we don't mention that she had bodacious gazongas.

[Ben @BenSportello]

Explaining to my 2-year-old daughter how they made Pirate's Booty woke.

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@judysquirrels It is scientifically impossible for a man nowadays to be that barrel-chested.

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@RopesToInfinity "So I had a Jewish girlfriend in the 90s, which was the style at the time"

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@rosey_nz Never thought the leopards would eat your face, huh?

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@KaiSchwemmer I was going to mourn Charlie but then something got stuck in my throat

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@GZidrik @EvelCrisis Opposing a genocide is a dumb hill?

[Grace Cathedral Park @gracecthdralprk]

The Spectator boldly asks: can you talk like a pedophile about a 24 year old?

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@students4amy Gonna need the outtakes to see all the misses

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@JackPosobiec Why aren't you going after his real killers? Pfizer, Moderna, AstraZenca, etc?

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@adamdotnew @anachron_ But does it work?

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@DevilnekoVen @clemmygames Let's mash them together, give Wario big tips and it's the greatest game ever made

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@JeremyMonjo Do the ghosts help solve the crimes?

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@PollTracker2024 Bro, you can't even keep your wife out of hell.

[Ben @BenSportello]

The Bidens will continue until morale improves.

[The Daily Beast @thedailybeast]

White House insiders are sounding the alarm that Trump is far more interested in building his own legacy than improving the economy or ending his war with Iran.
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