Ben Upton

The Dude abides

[Ben Upton @BenUpton11]

Just saw a girl in front of me in class come across my tinder profile, look through my pictures, then swipe left. How's your day going?

[Ben Upton @BenUpton11]

@HowieDoinnn Doctor my eyes, Jackson Browne

[B’s Memes @BigBadBsMemes]

The Boston Bruins

[Alex @bigbadbruins73]

16 years as a Boston Bruin.

1114 points in 1247 total games.

So skilled, so feisty, the definition of a Bruin.

Thank you for everything, Marchy.

[BucciOT.Com @Buccigross]

Hockey childhoods in New England officially over today.

[Ben Upton @BenUpton11]

@heatdaddy69420 I’m wasting it by being a bruins fan apparently. What do I have to live for Rob

[Ben Upton @BenUpton11]

Marchand to the fucking PANTHERS???? I am so sad

[Barry R @MagnumPI242]

It’s worse than that mate. She’s deid.

[Ben Upton @BenUpton11]

@mamaloiii I’d have to guess knees bent, shoulder width apart, right foot set back and weight on her left leg, slightly hunched over. Best way to get leverage for snipping

[Ben Upton @BenUpton11]

A prerequisite for working at Home Depot is that you have to know absolutely nothing about fucking anything

[Chloe @barzyyx13]

If I have to see it then we all do cuz wtf

[Ben Upton @BenUpton11]

@mamaloiii Real dollar disc golf auction addict

[Ben Upton @BenUpton11]

You’re an idiot if you don’t like playoff hockey I’m sorry

[Ben Upton @BenUpton11]

If Twitter is gonna hide likes then how am I gonna see all the funny stuff my friend Scott likes? That’s where all the best stuff comes from

[Ben Upton @BenUpton11]

My future wife would be so stoked if she could see how poorly my dating life is going right now

[Ben Upton @BenUpton11]

Every day I get on Twitter and see the new worst call in the history of the MLB, I mean what are we doing here

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

This might be the worst ending to a game I've ever seen

[Ben Upton @BenUpton11]

It’s 2024 they should sell edibles at the airport

[Ben Upton @BenUpton11]

@mamaloiii Big fan. I want an update when you lose the 10mm socket

[Ben Upton @BenUpton11]

Bruins playoff hockey starts today and I’m ready to be hurt again

[Ben Upton @BenUpton11]

@slumonkulous @adjectiveocelot Neil Young is back on Spotify could be a good time to have a harvest moon summer