Ben Watkins

[𝙗 @______brend]

Expect the price of the freddo to rise again... #EURefResults

[Ben Watkins @BenWattyWatkins]

@giffgaff I don't tweet much but you guys literally just made my day :')

[Bungie @Bungie]

The Sparrow Racing League has crossed the finish line. Thanks for playing! Iron Banner returns after 10AM Pacific.

[Ben Watkins @BenWattyWatkins]

@dadwroteaporno perhaps Rocky's inspiration :O

[chloèpritchard_ @chlprix]

msn and habbo hotel was the nuts https://t.co/IWbnIRsaxf

[Ben Watkins @BenWattyWatkins]

@izzayisinsane what a legend -love that Jamaican viiiiiiibe ;)

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Leaving work
1. Shut down PC while standing
2. Look at watch
3. Whisper "come on" at PC
4. Say "right, I'm off"
5. Leave
6. Return for bag

[#oomf @JustMyBoyFacts]

#IfWeDate I got you😌 http://t.co/UGvjBL3vpn

[Ben Watkins @BenWattyWatkins]

@izzayisinsane miss you sweets, check your Skype <3

[Ben Watkins @BenWattyWatkins]

@izzayisinsane @sleepyh0llow right leg, wrong side
#GetItRight

[Ben Watkins @BenWattyWatkins]

@hendubzislame that's because the rich don't riot

[Ben Watkins @BenWattyWatkins]

@izzayisinsane https://t.co/vOaqRTlXHe

[Ben Watkins @BenWattyWatkins]

@izzayisinsane @Jamesfraser07 so proud 😻

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"I hear where you're coming from, but..." - Translation: You're very wrong, and here's why...

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Horrific things to hear:
1. We're out of tea
2. I'm going that way too
3. Show everyone that impression
4. Can we have a quick chat?

[John Hampden Grammar @JHGSHW]

Sir Terry Pratchett, who attended the school from 1959-1965 "The world has lost one of its brightest, sharpest minds"

[JP @Jprz1321]

Accurate 😂

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Brit 1: Sorry, are you in the queue?
Brit 2: Oh, no I'm not, sorry!
Brit 1: Oh, sorry!
<both Brits laugh uncontrollably with relief>

[Ben Watkins @BenWattyWatkins]

@izzayisinsane aha my phone the other night :') calm ;P x

[Ben Watkins @BenWattyWatkins]

@sherilynnnnnnn and ikr - such a ledge