Benjamin A. Elliott

Hello

[Classic Ads @ClassicAdvertz]

Dan Burn when he sees Messi take a heavy touch on Wednesday 😂

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Tuchel: “Nothing silly lads we need to try and keep hold of this lead”

Quansah:

[Harry @Realmecore_0]

POV: Me and my Girlfriend 😭

[Warren H. Cohn @WarCo1]

Here’s the email to employees:

Team,

Hope everyone’s doing well and enjoying the productivity enhancements from our AI tooling initiative.

Unfortunately, Finance has asked me to clarify a small issue.

It appears someone, and by “someone” I mean apparently all of you simultaneously, managed to spend $500,000,000 on @claudeai usage in a single month.

For context:
•NASA landed on the moon for less.
•We are now the proud owner of approximately 14% of Anthropic.
•Claude personally sent us a thank-you fruit basket.
•Our CFO has entered a fugue state and only communicates through Slack emojis.
•The electricity usage from your prompts briefly dimmed parts of Northern Virginia.
While we appreciate innovation, there are concerns that:
•“Can you make this email sound slightly warmer?” did not require 11,400 generations.
•Asking Claude to “rewrite this in the style of Succession, Hemingway, and Tony Soprano combined” may have been excessive.
•One employee appears to have used Claude to generate “a quick list of lunch options” that somehow consumed the GDP of a small island nation.

Going forward, please observe the following guidelines:
1Do not upload the entire internet into Claude “for context.”
2If your prompt begins with “simulate every possible outcome,” reconsider.
3Claude should not be used to:
◦settle fantasy football disputes,
◦write your wedding vows 97 times,
◦generate revenge edits of your ex’s LinkedIn bio,
◦or ask “what if Rome had WiFi?”

Most importantly:

If you see the message:

“This request may require additional datacenter construction”

…please stop immediately and contact IT.

Thank you all for your cooperation during this challenging yet technologically groundbreaking time.

Warm regards,
Management

P.S. Whoever prompted:
“Generate every possible PR angle for every company founded since 1983”
…we just want to talk.

[Benjamin A. Elliott @Ben_AC_Elliott]

Someone just took over my reddit account, posted a load of NSFW pics and got me banned, after 10 years on the platform! These Criminals!!!

[Leon @MindMatterMoney]

Mentality is everythiiiiiiiing.

[Might Guy @BlueBeastx12]

Naruto snuck out of the hospital to eat Ramen 😂

[LOTR Universe @Lordoftheringsu]

My 2025 Recap: LOTR Edition. 😂

[Architecture & Tradition @archi_tradition]

Men without Revit built this.

[GB News @GBNEWS]

'Why do I have to wait until someone is raped or killed for them to be deported?! They committed a crime by entering this country illegally!'

Laila Cunningham and Nigel Nelson clash over the UK's deportation process.

📺 Freeview 236, Sky 512, Virgin 604

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Kingdom of Heaven Director’s Cut is hands down one of Ridley Scott’s best films… deeper, richer, and far more powerful than the theatrical version. A true epic that finally gets the respect it deserves.

[Benjamin A. Elliott @Ben_AC_Elliott]

A Legend. Martyr. An American hero.

[Rita Panahi @RitaPanahi]

The 5 people seated near Iryna didn't help her. The man who tried to save her was further down the carriage. He used his shirt to try to stem the bleeding.

Decency in the midst of depravity.

[Sanguinis itinera @SanguinisI]

“𝑺𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒖𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒖𝒔, 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑮𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕 𝑨𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒍”
Art by Kim Chan

[Garbage Human @GarbageHuman24]

This iconic Scottish queen must be protected at all cost

[Benjamin A. Elliott @Ben_AC_Elliott]

The idea that this man, laughing at a joke could be fired is insanity. There are some good in the ranks

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨🇬🇧 POLICE OFFICER WHO LAUGHED AT STUPID LAW NOW UNDER INVESTIGATION

'He faces disciplinary charges, suspension and possibly losing his job.'

Warwickshire police are a joke
The UK is in serious trouble

[Anthony O'Neill @AnthonyAinsdale]

You won't see this on BBC News or Sky News.

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

this shit is starting to really radicalize me