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Astronaut Pirate🏴‍☠️

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

Look at these fucking retards

[Steve Mudflap McGrew’s REMASCULATE podcast @REMASCULATE]

If Lindsay Clancy is found innocent because hormones made her emotionally unstable, women better be very careful celebrating that verdict.

Because the law loves PRECEDENT.

From that day forward, every job application is going to have a new question:

“Are you currently hormonal?”

“Well, I’m a woman.”

“Thank you. I think we’ll be going in another direction.”

You can’t carry a weapon anymore. No female police officers. Sorry, but we cannot hand a loaded gun to somebody whose legal defense might eventually be, “My hormones were acting up.”

No more high-stress jobs, either. No air-traffic controllers. No surgeons. No nuclear-launch codes. One bad hot flash and boom 💥 Canada is glowing.

And women definitely can’t be judges. How can you decide whether somebody else is emotionally stable when your own gender just established in court that hormones can make you kill three people?

No female politicians, either. You can’t be trusted to run the country if, according to your own argument, your endocrine system occasionally takes over the government.

And custody hearings are going to change overnight.

The judge will say, “Ordinarily, children belong with their mother. However, according to the Lindsay Clancy precedent, she may be only one hormone away from a Netflix documentary. The children go with Dad.”

Dad doesn’t know their shoe sizes, the pediatrician’s name or which one is allergic to peanuts, but his testosterone has never been successfully used as an insanity defense.

Feminists spent a hundred years saying women are not hysterical, irrational creatures controlled by their biology and one defense attorney walks into court and says, “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury… have you considered the uterus?”

You cannot demand equal authority and then ask for discounted accountability.

If women want equal rights, great. But equal rights come with equal wrongs.
Otherwise, that glass ceiling is about to become a padded ceiling.

[DOOBER @Ben_Dover303]

@mmpadellan I love that lil boosie played stupid games and didn’t know it was bout to get his ass beat🤣

[DOOBER @Ben_Dover303]

@Astr0_K3ITH @VeteranThe13192 @mmpadellan I think it’s hilarious. He had no idea it was coming. Bet he complies next time. They don’t mind going to jail, but they damn sure don’t like an ass beating🤣

[Mr. Turtle @TheMisterTurtle]

I won’t tell anyone when I make it, but there will be signs.

[DOOBER @Ben_Dover303]

@RGIII Your a moron

[DOOBER @Ben_Dover303]

@Enezator Bravo! Only thing that would have made this better is if he would have got back out and slapped the hell out of him. You can tell his little fat ass was all bark anyway😂

[DOOBER @Ben_Dover303]

@SionRouge @theNyx__ Probably learned it from y’all calling each other by it, or one of y’all’s stupid ass rap songs.

[Fck Around N Find Out @FAFO_TV]

Bro walked away looking straight out of a Looney Tunes episode 💀🎆

[DOOBER @Ben_Dover303]

@ProudSocialist You moron

[DOOBER @Ben_Dover303]

@KimKatieUSA The body cam footage will be released soon and you will see that the vehicle actually struck multiple officers before they shor… But it won’t matter, they just look for any reason to riot.

[DOOBER @Ben_Dover303]

@RGIII I thought it was hilarious🤣

[DOOBER @Ben_Dover303]

@SMXthots It’s Kawasaki’s fault. Just look at the difference between Prado and Sexton this year and last year. Honda HRC definitely has the best bikes.

Honda HRC>KTM>>>>>>>>>Kawasaki💩

[Voices of WW2 @VoicesofWW2]

D-Day: Invasion of Normandy [Real Footage in Colour]

[Champagne Joshi @JoshWalkos]

Bro was genuinely scared to death. 😂 🤣

[DOOBER @Ben_Dover303]

@ChuckFBass @Donkish48 He showed in 2024 what he CAN do. He tore his labrum on the 3rd snap of the season this past year, and played through it all season. He had surgery to repair it in the offseason. Perhaps they used his speed as a decoy but knew not to throw to him much because of the injury.

[DOOBER @Ben_Dover303]

@ACJBShow I think it’s disrespectful to Chase Sexton that he’s not being talked about as a contender at all. As far as I’m concerned he’s still the biggest threat to Jett Lawrence in outdoors.

[DOOBER @Ben_Dover303]

https://t.co/OtGiCebLUE

[DOOBER @Ben_Dover303]

@PolymarketBlitz I’d say solid mid-2nd, which is still very good for a RB.

[DOOBER @Ben_Dover303]

@FightStorage This ain’t cool, they were being nice, I’ve noticed he only starts his ranting after he feels them out and realizes they are nice. If he figures out they aren’t, he don’t test them. What a puss.