Benny 🕸🕷

Entertaining myself with my own tweets for over a decade. Craft beer enthusiast 🔜 addict. I know all the words to Bust A Move. Essendon FC 🔴⚫️

[Benny 🕸🕷 @Ben_Funbags]

Last three 1st quarters ESS v GEE:

Round 1, 2022
GEE 7.5.47
ESS 2.1.13

Round 7, 2023
GEE 6.3.39
ESS 2.0.12

Round 18, 2023
GEE 7.5.47
ESS 0.1.1

#aflcatsdons

[Benny 🕸🕷 @Ben_Funbags]

@cricketcomau

[Forza Bombers 🫶🏻 DubNation @jaydeybaby87]

As a parent, I’m a firm believer in letting your kids have a choice.
Football teams, for example.
Essendon, or homeless.

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[Benny 🕸🕷 @Ben_Funbags]

Imagine a world where Dylan Shiel kicks goals like that every week #AFLSaintsDons

[Benny 🕸🕷 @Ben_Funbags]

@mthildexo But how else do you describe James Sicily?

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@bella_anderson4 @Betfair_Aus Love your work @bella_anderson4!

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@DanTehanWannon @AlboMP

[Benny 🕸🕷 @Ben_Funbags]

@ScooterMcNeice He did some running drills during the fourth period with Merrett, Ridley, Shiel and Wright. No obvious signs of injury.

[Benny 🕸🕷 @Ben_Funbags]

@JonathanJWalsh @essendonfc They were brilliant. All after playing and then doing extra running on the back oval as well. It was the perfect end to my little bomber’s 10th birthday.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Today, after I had cooked us a delicious sausage casserole, my doting boyfriend helpfully took our empty plates to the kitchen and put them in the sink, so that later I could remove them from the sink and wash them. I don't know what I would do without him.

[Benny 🕸🕷 @Ben_Funbags]

Probably the closest I’ll ever get to a one guesser Wordle.

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[Benny 🕸🕷 @Ben_Funbags]

@BeerCartel Enjoyed this one

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@lavosaurus

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@smellodiee Hmmm yes it’s quite the cuntundrum, Elodie.😬

[Benny 🕸🕷 @Ben_Funbags]

Absolutely cracking pace being set early in the @BeerCartel advent calendar for 2022. Outstanding start with three of my favourite breweries featured.

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@fasc1nate @scottwilliams1 😆

[Andrew D. Huberman, Ph.D. @hubermanlab]

Addiction is a progressive narrowing
of the things that bring you pleasure.
Happiness is a progressive expansion of the things that bring you pleasure. The former emerges passively.
The latter takes work.