Ben Gozzie

full-time pseudointellectual, occasional instigator

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Stephen Miller and wife Katie met on popular dating app Coffee Meets Goebbels.

In place of a gift registry, the couple has requested that guests please register themselves with the Department of Homeland Security.

#StephenMillerWedding

https://t.co/trZB0hiVbe

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@jimdavis_philly @SouthPark @HunterBiden have you considered crying about it like a little bitch

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@4_the__1 @TobyHurting @tjwall17 unfortunately for you this is clearly ai cadence, voice and tone. you are gulping this stuff down

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@hippojuicefilm @7R3450N jesus. your poor husband

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@SecWar @CaVautrin Bro it sucks that you run the military. I weep for those you have killed and will continue to kill. You are a disgrace. If you took a cold, hard look at yourself and your life, you would resign immediately.

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@DeptofWar It's genuinely so embarrassing for the United States of America that Pete is in charge of our military. He is very obviously a TV talking head. He is 100% American flag suit lining and 0% military strategy or history. I weep for the troops who will die under him.

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@AnthropicAI guys. work on your uptime. it's 2026, and this is very bad and genuinely embarrassing

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@duggadesh @DoubleDiggur computer obviously

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@Genxa @fwmarqix one thing about communicating with other people that you should know is: not everyone knows all the same things as you

you can tell people things without being condescending and rude

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@lena_jakobsson @JillFilipovic ma’am, a toddler is only awake maybe 10 hours per day. if the child is spending 30%+ of that time in front of a screen with any regularity, then yes, you are failing the child

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@TRutt4601 @JonahDispatch good one brother, did this joke identify as funny

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@ButlerMBB just awful content. you gotta put some piece of context or tangible information in here somewhere

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@Overtake_agency @OrevaZSN miserable AI slop reply

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@CShawBurn @DNeckel19 pay no attention to this idiot

UVA won the 2019 NCAA men’s national basketball championship

this was particularly noteworthy brcause UVA became the first 1 seed to lose in the first round to a 16 seed the year prior

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@brometheus1983 @vitoriagoodies nothing. that's not a phrase a human being would say

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@apocryphaI bames nond's having a stronk. call a bondulance

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@joyfulocelot @xkittybell @amazonmilkfrog it is from Hamilton

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@washingtonpost if i could disable the "dive deeper" feature on your website, i would do so immediately. it is distracting and annoying and has never been useful to me

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@nicksays_summer @bigmarcusbbq @punishedmonet necksplodium was right there

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@naivailer73669 @ronnui_ your brain is utterly broken if you read this post and immediately thought for any reason about trans people