Ben Scargill

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[Ben Scargill @Ben_Scargill]

@DaftLimmy Limmy, your patter has gone right downhill and this is the worst example yet pal
https://t.co/S6r9CTKo29

[Ben Scargill @Ben_Scargill]

@Ryanair Hi Ryanair, why was my Mother singled out of a full flight and forced to pay an extra £45 for her hand luggage when nobody else was? There was no issue on the flight here. It’s almost like they knew we were abroad so they took the opportunity to extort… Fuck #Ryanair

[Ben Scargill @Ben_Scargill]

@Dredekia @krishgm @MarcusRashford @FareShareUK And what would you have done if a car had hit you and broke both of your legs, for example?

[Ben Scargill @Ben_Scargill]

@AndrewNAnthony @britainelects @ComRes Not actually that confusing when you look at the Torie party from an even remotely objective perspective. Disgrace of a political party.

[Ben Scargill @Ben_Scargill]

@ChapterCatcher @BAbooksellers Leeds/Bradford/York

[Ben Scargill @Ben_Scargill]

@Ima96242672 @NickBoles Not necessarily, a lot of people who voted to leave might still be against a hard brexit. He’s not there to represent the voters in any way. He represents his super rich cronies, the corporate elite, who want to leave the EU and avoid the EU’s Anti-Tax dodging laws ASAP.

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

You can lead a horse to water but you can’t climb a ladder with a rabbit in each hand

[Ben Scargill @Ben_Scargill]

@M_Audio_ why is the USB cable that comes with the MIDI keyboards so short that I can’t even plug it in on the left side of my laptop and have the device to the right. It’s stupid.

[Ben Scargill @Ben_Scargill]

@G_Viggy @LaurieWright4 @thelodgers @MainlyOasis @scyhodotcom This what Arya Starks up to nowadays?

[Ben Scargill @Ben_Scargill]

@bullybeal Your dream man that init. You gonna get down on one knee or what?

[Ben Scargill @Ben_Scargill]

Can’t wait to be a fat(ter) middle aged man with a shit(ter) hairline that just drinks beer and says what he wants and doesn’t give a fuck cos of the impending heart attack that he also doesn’t give a fuck about

[Ben Scargill @Ben_Scargill]

Might be the worst thing I’ve ever seen

[Rory @roryclewlow]

I can’t even express my disappointment at humanity right now

[Ben Scargill @Ben_Scargill]

@ChapterCatcher where can I get a copy? Looked in Waterstones and WHSmiths with no luck.

[Ben Scargill @Ben_Scargill]

@SmoothRadio Who’s idea was it for you to advertise Hearing Aids?

[Ben Scargill @Ben_Scargill]

Mixed Grill on me lap, Cow and Chicken on cable

[Ben Scargill @Ben_Scargill]

@bullybeal I looked in the mirror the other day and a blonde Yorkshire Ripper looked back

[Ben Scargill @Ben_Scargill]

@bullybeal Impossible

[Ben Scargill @Ben_Scargill]

@yets_a @LoveIsland @ITV Do you have a problem with Dave Chapelle painting his face white to imitate a white person? Cos I couldn’t give a single fuck, and I reckon most black people couldnt give a fuck if some white bloke does a Mr T impression with black face. Get a job.