Ben

Urge to be remarkable

[MO @MoRidez]

Usiwai ogopa kanjo akiingia kwa gari yako,mwingine hapo parklands nkitoka kula lunch (nimepark slot ya hotel) alikuja akaingia nikamshow mimi break ya kwanza ni kisii town jamaa alishuka mbio sana

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Na nyinyi warembo mko huko DM yangu mkisema hey nataka mjue sahii mimi I am a high value man,with valuable assets. Mimi sahii level niko chakula nakula na ile Uhuru anakula hakuna difference. The only difference between me and Uhuru is the number of zeros in our account. Otherwise lifestyle ni moja. Mimi ni mtu naishi nyumba iko na lift,sichoki nikipanda stairs kama wildbeest,nachoka tu nikifinya button ya kupanda 6th floor.

Kama ni mashamba niko nazo,niko na 30 by 60 fertile land in Rumuruti. Nimeachiwa na nyanya yangu Sarah kinyanjui juzi. Pale nikimwaga kitunguu ningoje miezi tatu nishaingisa 5 millions. Sasa kama unajua wewe ni wale wa kuomba fare,mara sijui nails,bwana me and you cannot go anywhere. Wewe ligi yako ni hawa vijana wa juja,wakuvuruta bangi na maji ya tap. Mimi nataka mtu nawesa pigia simu namna hii,namwambia bebi niwekee 1 million nimekwama kwa lift,ananiwekea tu bila maswali. Si ndio maana nilihamia karibu na karen. Unajua hatuchesi raondii! Wui! Jowiii! Jowiii!!

[Law Of Attraction @The_Secret_Law]

Trust the process and the Universe will shift to suit your needs.

[Principal⭐️ @OkadikeOnyeisi]

Have you noticed that every time you level up, something falls away, A habit, a friendship, A version of your old self. It's not loss. It's you evolving. Keep going

[Erick @MasculinitySato]

Men,

Most men are broke and broken.

Not because they are lazy, but because they are driven by lust instead of ambition.

They are horny for pleasure but never hungry for success.

Change your appetite. Change your life.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Scottie Pippen @ScottiePippen]

The arrow which goes the farthest was pulled back the most.

[Erick @MasculinitySato]

Men,

Today men don't have;

- Muscles

- Adams apple

- Abs

- Broad shoulder

- Big cock

- Deep voice

- Rough hands

- Big jawline and chin.

- Bedroom stamina

What's happening?

#MasculinitySaturday

[Father Moh @mwenda_Mmutegi]

Sijawai elewa why a nigha would call it slavery when one is working 9-5 na government or in a corporate job yet self employment yake inamtoa kejani 5 asubuhi kuingia Gikomba na anarudi saa nne usiku no holidays no weekends no off days no leaves sasa unashindwa who is the slave?

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

DNA delayed is school fee & rent paid plus other unnecessary demands. Hadi mtaalam kwa wizara ya wanawake na ndoa alisongeshewa beacon na akawekelewa cumzigo. What's even more shocking is daughter of Agrippina saying "Me I'm surprised myself". Nobody is above the programme. 😂😂

[EL NAVI @KWPFIVE]

Na mkumbushe mababa zenyu kuwachinjia kambuzi na kusema maneno ya kuelevate watoi wake.

Its why you can grow with someone and along the way,they just become successful while you're stagnating.
Its because, their father secretly calls his children and blesses them and they eat the goat together.

The power of a father’s intentional blessing combined with the energetic weight of traditional blood rites carries deep spiritual significance.
When a father speaks positive words and seals it with sacrifice, he anchors alignment and strength into his children's future.

[Somoina Kapeen @SomoinaKapeen]

A little Chardonnay never hurt anyone! Mkuwe na usiku njema!

[afrika🧜🏿‍♀️🔱 @nobengunii]

you have to fall in love w/ your being in order to activate your luck. love your face, your body, your mind, who you are as a person. love is the energy of acceptance, openness & joy. the more you love yourself & your life, the more your value expands, the luckier you become.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

I have just recieved very great news today. Apparently my grandmother bought land in Rumuruti via a sacco she was in,in 1995. And she completely forgot about it until recently when she was going through her documents. Amekumbuka jusi. She called the sacco and they confirmed they have the title deed. She has now decided to leave it to me because of Obvious reasons,I look like her husband,who is also called Kimani

I am happy to report that I am now a proud owner of a 30 by 60 piece land. Mungu wangu halali. Hapo ndio mtanizika. Unajua hiyo kitu imenipatia stress sana,mahali nitazikwa? Mpaka napiga magoti nauliza mungu umeitikia nizikwe lang’ata kama mwisi wa simu jehovah? Nataka niende nikaone iyo kashamba next month,ata niweke fence. Na nipande kayaba. Pesa yangu kwanzia sahii niya kulipa rent and kudanganyilia wasichana

Je ho vah!

[Eric @amerix]

END OF THE MONTH is a MAN's most difficult day:

"Hello Sir, rent for this month is due."

"Boss, the tax amnesty ends today."

"Hello, Sir, I will not come to work tomorrow unless you send me fare."

"Hi Bro, don't forget. The event is tomorrow."

"Hello cousin, my son was admitted to university. I spent everything. I don't have fare back home. Help me, please."

"Jemo, someone has my money. Send me something small; I am being held at the Police Station for a traffic offence. If he refunds it, I will refund you. Please."

"Boss, I know I have your money. But I commit to pay. My wife is going into labour. Just help me with something on top of the other one; I will refund."

"Dear Customer, this is a polite reminder about your loan."

"Your post-paid line has been barred due to insufficient funds."

"James, your father is going for dialysis tomorrow. We hope to be at the hospital at 4 am."

"Hello, parent, Jayden is sitting his exams this month. Prepare for prayer day and to gift his teachers."

"Baba Jay, the tokens."

"Baba Jay, the gas."

"Baba Jay, my mother's consecration in the church women's guild is this Sunday. This is your mother-in-law, for heaven's sake!"

"Brethren, our church's hotel project fundraiser is next week."

"JAMES, your Online transaction of USD 81.76 has been declined on your card ending **42 at Truecaller due to insufficient funds."

Steven Uber: I tried to call you at 30-09-26 13:41 but you were not reachable.

Amos Mechanic: I tried to call you at 30-09-26 13:43 but you were not reachable.

"Please call me. Thank you. Everybody wins!"

"You, James, I will not remind you about your child's upkeep. Behave, or I will tell your wife. Nonsense!"

"Failed. Insufficient funds in your M-PESA account as well as Fuliza M-PESA to send KSH340.00. Your M-PESA balance KSH0.00."

It is tough being a MAN.

Grace be upon you, the MAN.

[EL NAVI @KWPFIVE]

You see, to elevate as an individual, you're not supposed to add anything, zii, you already have everything.

What you need to do is get rid of everything that stops you from being yourself.

It's the subtraction, not addition. You landed whole already.

[Somoina Kapeen @SomoinaKapeen]

The Human Body Is Ancient Technology.

Your hair is an antenna.
Your eyes decode light into reality.
Your ears translate vibration into sound.
Your skin absorbs energy from everything around you.

Your heart is an electromagnetic generator.
Your nervous system is electrical wiring.
Your brain is not creating consciousness.
It is tuning into frequencies beyond what you’ve been taught to see.

Your thoughts carry vibration.
Your emotions become magnetic signals.
Your words are spells.
That’s why it’s called spelling.

Your spine is the tree of life.
Your breath is life force current.
Your DNA is a cosmic blueprint written inside living cells.

The sun charges your body.
The moon influences emotion.
Sound reorganizes matter.
Frequency shapes reality.

[Law Of Attraction @The_Secret_Law]

You are going to be promoted to the next level of your life. The next level in love, the next level in faith, the next level in health, the next level in abundance.

[Ben @Ben_stainer_]

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