Matt Benacci

Personal twitter account. Occasional place where material relevant to Kinney County, TX may be posted. [email protected], in case of question.

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@TracesofTexas Jimmie Dale Gilmore, also "Smokey" from the big Lebowski.

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@owroot I think by weird, you meant "classic." That bottle is the one thing they can never change.

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@MFinnster @SandyofCthulhu Well, sometimes, they were clearly there to give a news director cover from the gm. Sometimes, it was just simple payback or a down payment on the next time a news director got fired, they'd soon go to work for the consultant till their next newsroom job.

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@CBHeresy @michaelmalice Don't tell him about the Bonnie Bleu's.

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@MFinnster @SandyofCthulhu Bro. TV news consultants... Such a racket. People say waste of money, but they don't grasp what they're really being hired to do. It's certainly not what's on the label, as you clearly grasp.

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@spqr_sulla Alcatraz without the view was how I always heard it phrased

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@AnthonyAguero I'm glad I didn't bother to make the trip. Would've been incredibly frustrating without booze. And booze is a terrible solution.

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@WhiskeyRiff @CorkySwift2 One could say that Doug Supernaw, himself, is an underrated 90's Country Heater.

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@NotoriousAKG @NHAunleashed You could say that three times.

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@NotoriousAKG @NHAunleashed Well, I must run into some real bullshitters, who complain that they came here to code, but wound up working under the table instead. I guess they just love telling stories. Weird.

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@MuseZack @wcthunderesq I read somewhere that it's about to go into a third night. Hard to know for sure, information control has been pretty tight.

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@NancyMace @RobSchneider Sometimes a good he-hoor like Deuce knows just what to say. A lionfish would be too busy looking good. But a guppy? He's got to know how to talk.

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@PstafarianPrice @BecomingCritter Whoa, whoa-- hey-- some decorum, please.

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@NotoriousAKG @NHAunleashed A person enabling the fraud somewhere along the way is pocketing a big chunk of whatever money he's earning under the table. It's what he owes them for getting him into the US. Meet the new slaves.

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@NotoriousAKG @NHAunleashed Of course not. It's the most illegal nonsense, and yet it proliferates. Weird.

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@marinasmigielsk When people piss and moan and whine about just who "built" the United States, scots-irish have a relatively fair claim. They're who hacked out the first echoes of civilization west of the original colonies and then kept going.

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@JimWillSing4U @ianmiles Actually, I think one could say Jesus was probably protecting the fool with the camera. There were two of those Missionaries. The only reason they weren't stomping that loudmouth is because of their own incredible restraint.

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@AndrewBeckUSA Wow! Congratulations. Born in Texas?

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@NativeTexan_17 Goals

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@AngryBDG @GovWhitmer I heard she makes the best smoothies that have ever been made before. Never had one lesson. It's not even just my opinion. The National Council of Dear Leader Smoothie Making said so.