ShistarBenDover666

Galapagos Batfish is a skinny legend

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

More than 2 out of 3 Disneyland workers say they go hungry. That does not sound like the “happiest place on Earth” to me.

[rainabeehive ⚜️🌹🖤 @RainaBee]

@BillWeathers1 @SenSanders All jobs should pay a living wage. It doesn’t matter what it is.

[ᶜᵒⁿˢᵗᵃⁿᵗⁱⁿᵉ @greenIight]

dear parents,

just because your child is smiling at their phone doesn't mean they have a boyfriend / girlfriend. maybe they're just looking at a low quality gif of ariana grande saying “and what about it?”

[Christina 𓆩♡𓆪 @spanishcvndy]

Why do y’all care so much if other girls wear makeup all the time Jesus Christ...also your brows are filled in with makeup and I can see the concealer you used to clean them up too https://t.co/XnlfyqUWlW

[ShistarBenDover666 @BenceHorvath5]

@Miss_Benny Well i took a selfie of me drinking wine in the middle of a breakdown while Lana Del Rey’s Summertime Sadness played in the background. So yeah I’m a photographer 😤 @raindawsun

[kai 👺 @raindawsun]

happy best friend day to my bed

[ShistarBenDover666 @BenceHorvath5]

@Vexed87 Me

[Jennaclaire @jennaaclaire]

if my son ever cheats on his girlfriend I’m gonna smack the hell out of his ass and send the girl flowers and a $400 gift card to sephora. we aren’t disrespecting women in this family honey

[nat wood @badwood]

is there a G spot in your ear cuz that Qtip really be fucking me up

[ShistarBenDover666 @BenceHorvath5]

Cupcakke https://t.co/uGcpjq492u

[Demi Lovato @ddlovato]

Poot is locked up. She’s allergic to sunlight. https://t.co/NCOUU2btBI

[Demi Lovato @ddlovato]

Stop tweeting https://t.co/RZFUOiCJJ2

[Ricky Dillon @RickyPDillon]

what if movies and tv shows aren’t fiction and it’s just someone from an alternate universe telling a true story