Allan

I jus be chillin'.Why are you here? Sagittarius ♐

[- @leftistexe]

do u think karl marx was a marxist because of his last name or was it just a coincidence

[gids @gidikariuki]

You have to give it to hoes mahn

They love like it’s their very first time.

[Siya @Ceeya_Mav]

I have seen nothing about Canada but they are also hosting this World Cup

[nana aba @thenanaaba]

Dear Mexico….

As discussed.

Signed,
53 African counties

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

Comunicado oficial con nuestras aclaraciones sobre el comunicado oficial de nuestros vecinos @realmadrid:
1. Se os cortó el vídeo del Papa donde decía que también era del Atleti.
2. Habréis confundido la educación con agradecimiento, pero para que no haya dudas: no os agradecemos nada.
3. Ni estudiamos ni valoramos ninguna oferta por Julián.
4. Cómo no nos vamos a llevar bien, si nos hacéis reír aún más que el @FCBarcelona_es.

[Allan @Bencil254]

Bro I'm the one who took her number🫪🫪

[hunter @3gpmh]

u ignore her cuz u tryna be mysterious she ignores u cuz she dgaf

[Gary Vaynerchuk @garyvee]

You wanna fucking win in life? Fall in love with losing, because most people are scared of it.

[Allan @Bencil254]

@FloraSafaris @VincentGithaiga @naivas_kenya @KeEquityBank Haha bro you're in for a surprise,,client ashawahi kosea akaweka one wrong digit lkn bado ikaenda kwa account ya kcb,,long story short adi wa leo hiyo pesa haikurudishwa na that a/c was active bana😂

[5 @pusy123lol]

Children who used to spin until they were dizzy are now Alcoholics

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

crazy how the guy who was president of Chad for 31 years died in combat against rebels in 2021 like a 13th century medieval king

[zak🪡 @ZakKnowsBall]

don’t bid for the world cup if you don’t want the WORLD to be part of the world cup

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

if you pay attention to the patterns of your life, you'll realize everything always works out. everything always takes you to a greater destination. you always grow and the things you think you can't survive, you somehow divinely make it through. that's life. always remember that

[🐉 @Kamau266]

Mkenya sio ati amekulana kutushinda .nivile huwa anatangaza.

[Mavin Mabonga @Mabonga_254]

President Maraga has been arrested.

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

Marcus Aurelius wrote this over 1800 years ago:

“Think of yourself as dead. You have lived your life. Now take what's left and live it properly.”

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

When she texts first, calls randomly, makes it clear that she's into you, shows affection and makes you bring out that weird side of you that nobody does, keep her.

[Nike @Nike]

It was all going to plan until instincts took over…

Rip The Script

[Mwenda @Davidkmwenda]

Rage baiting is the highest form of love

[Allan @Bencil254]

Niwaulize,Sura ya wife material ndo kama gani 😂😂

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

If you want to do something, just start doing it. Waiting for someone to teach you might leave you with nothing.