Avery Tolar

Partner at Bendini Lambert & Locke

[Avery Tolar @BendiniLambert]

@clawrence Heart attacks are brief and sudden

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

My kids have measles, I lost my job, and a parasite that the CDC no longer monitors has given me explosive diarrhea. But at least now there’s no plaques honoring Black scientists at the Smithsonian.

[Dan Pickering @pickeringenergy]

Iran fires on vessel in Strait of Hormuz and declares the Strait is closed.

Meanwhile, at the White House, because it is only Saturday (and everybody knows that peace breaks out on Sunday an hour before the crude oil markets open):

[Avery Tolar @BendiniLambert]

Woah

[Reuters @Reuters]

US Senator Lindsey Graham passes away at 71 https://t.co/ylzJM8pSQz https://t.co/ylzJM8pSQz

[Avery Tolar @BendiniLambert]

@JTLonsdale What? I like the guys who didn’t get caught.

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Anyone want to make an extra $30k this month?

No, we aren’t selling drugs

We will be recruiting 19-year olds into a life insurance sales pyramid scheme

[Avery Tolar @BendiniLambert]

@FastbreakHoops5 PJ Tucker

[Grateful Dead @GratefulDead]

“Always a hoot” 🌹

On this day in 1995, the Grateful Dead played their final show ever. It was the second of two consecutive nights at Soldier Field in Chicago, with The Band opening each show. After closing with a rare double encore of ”Black Muddy River” and “Box of Rain,” the final notes rang out with a fireworks display set to Jimi Hendrix's "Star Spangled Banner,” lighting up the Chicago skyline. No one in the crowd realizing they'd just witnessed the band's last concert, but as we all know, the music never stops 🌹

Photos by Philip Gerstheimer, Susana Millman, and Robbi Cohn

[Avery Tolar @BendiniLambert]

@MattLeinartQB Thanks

[James Chanos @RealJimChanos]

I know we are only halfway through the year, but I feel it will be hard to top this comment from one of the obligatory buy recommendations on $SPCX issued by one of the underwriters this week. It is truly glorious.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Is Graham Platner’s alleged inability to hear “no” a personal failing, or a symptom of how late-stage capitalism has hardened the hearts of our economically anxious oyster-farming veterans?

by Matt Stoller

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

JUST IN: Trump says Belgium is 2 weeks away from developing a nuclear bomb.

[Chris Vannini @ChrisVannini]

A suspiciously favorable administrative decision means we're a real soccer country now.

[Avery Tolar @BendiniLambert]

@BillAckman Stfu 🤫

[Kyle Umlang @kyleumlang]

In 1981, SMU cheerleaders ran onto Kyle Field to celebrate a TD. A&M's ‘Officer of the Day’ rushed the field to stop them, brandishing his saber threateningly.

Due to his actions, the A&M Corps no longer allows the carrying of sabers unless they’re ziptied.

#AggieFactThursday

[Dan Primack @danprimack]

There's a weird disconnect between GOP decrying socialists being elected and the Trump White House talking about taking an ownership stake in OpenAI and other big tech companies.

[Avery Tolar @BendiniLambert]

Haha

[Robert Behrens @rcb05]

The @USMNT hadn't been called for a red card in the World Cup in 20+ years. Then they played at a stadium next to a massive electrical substation.

ELF exposure has been shown to cause measurable changes in brain electrical activity, potentially influencing cognitive processes.

[Steve Rattner @SteveRattner]

Trump has earned $2.3 billion since the beginning of his presidency through 4 different crypto schemes.

The common denominator for each: the Trumps win big, and you lose.

Data from @Reuters.

[Jared Moskowitz @JaredEMoskowitz]

Watching a President of the United States fly a plane personally gifted to him by a foreign government isn’t just corrupt, it makes us look weak to the world.

[Danny Boy @Care2much18]

Quote: "This is how USAID spent your tax dollars"

I think people have lost the will to try fact-check this guy due to the volume of lies he spreads.

Also it's actually pretty difficult with this image and quite time consuming.

It just happens I had nothing better to do. /1