Benedict Cumberbatch

Just me, Benedict Cumberbatch, doing normal Benedict Cumberbatch tingz. My LinkedIn job list is longer than your…

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Also @Kaepernick7 warned us years ago but yall don’t listen.

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I, Benedict Cumberbatch, will be removing myself from the loop tour due to @edsheeran ‘s spinelessness. Bending at the knee of the billionaire class, especially at the cost of being a genocide-denier, goes against everything I, Benedict Cumberbatch, stand for. Free Palestine!

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Palestine will be free, Congo will be free, Sudan will be free. 26+6=1. The Western empire is crumbling. Our revenge will be the laughs of our children.

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Guys, have you seen me, Benedict Cumberbatch, in @Madonna ‘s new music video! I will get up and dance for you, queen! #mv

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@malonebarry Yall remember when they were conjoined

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I, Benedict Cumberbatch, as a level 4 sommelier know for a fact that pairing red wine and fish will make you look like a dunce.

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As the bar back at your local watering hole I, Benedict Cumberbatch, hear all the hot gos. Even before the person’s shrink. Did you know Bethany is sleeping with Chad AND Michael AND Murray. #NotBoundByHIPPA

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You’ve heard of elf on a shelf…

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I, Benedict Cumberbatch, have seen so much carnage

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I, Benedict Cumberbatch, am vengeance. I, Benedict Cumberbatch, am the night. #Batman #DCFanDome

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It’s a-me, Benedict Cumberbatch! Same shit different day! #Mario #ItaliansArePeopleToo

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My, Benedict Cumberbatch’s, eyes are up here. Anyways try the hot wings while they’re still hot like me, Benedict Cumberbatch. 🦉🍒🍗

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They say, “Never get high off your own supply.” And to that I, Benedict Cumberbatch, respond “But I get an employee discount.”

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Me, Benedict Cumberbatch, aka the account that followed and then immediately blocked me. Don’t let the haters hate #LoveYourself

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I, Benedict Cumberbatch, really like this little hammer thing. The wig is murder, though. Manslaughter at the very least 🤣🤣 #JudgeJudyCouldNever

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I, Benedict Cumberbatch, am ready to break my silence. The @NHLFlyers may get mad at me but it’s time for the fans to know the truth. I, Benedict Cumberbatch, am the man under the @GrittyNHL mask. #WellsFargoCenter

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When The Black Eyed Peas came out with their hit track ‘Boom Boom Pow’ in 2009 it was actually inspired by me, Benedict Cumberbatch, when I was moonlighting as a boom operator at the time. #Fergalicious

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As a bus driver I, Benedict Cumberbatch, finally understand what people mean when they say, “Fuck them kids.” They are so disrespectful of me, Benedict Cumberbatch, who is basically educator adjacent. Gonna make Tommy sit on the wheel well tomorrow. #Revenge

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Me, Benedict Cumberbatch, giving my favorite client what is most commonly known as The Benedict Blow Out. Doesn’t she look thrilled? #BlessedNotStressed #BenedictScissorHands