The Benevolent Spung

Original co-founder of Jurassic Park before Hammond fucked it up. Helper @pbfcomics

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“The Agony of the Clone” series

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@harrisonjaime

[Jamaal Bowman @RepBowman]

I had to get this off my chest! Shame on Adriano Espaillat! NY-13 stand up for Darializa today! Espallait should walk with his head in disgrace. Vote Espaillat out today! SHAME!

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You should all live together in a “Big Brother” style house -only with bars on the windows and razor-wire fences

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

It was such a joy getting to spend time with Joe and Jill, George and Laura, and Bill and Hillary last week. Barack and I will always be grateful for your constant friendship and support of our family over the years. 

(And George, thanks for the mints!)

[William Gerrard @Bill_Gerrard]

You would expect a world-historical narcissist to be able to get a Reflecting Pool right, but alas

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@AstroCryptoGuru Mercury is already in its shadow. This ain’t sticking

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@GianmarcoSoresi Throwing up 8lbs like they’re 5s

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@RadishHarmers More like 1.3 trillion years after taxes

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@TalkinYanks

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@ditzkoff It’s an offense about nothing

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@TalkinYanks

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@Bill_Gerrard It’s called Boone Gooning and it has the “woke left” shaking in their shoes

[Volonaut @Volonaut]

Exactly one year ago, the Volonaut Airbike officially made the iconic sci-fi speeder bike 100% real.
No CGI. No AI. No green screens. Just raw jet propulsion hidden inside a sleek carbon fiber frame pushing 124 mph through the air.

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@JT_Lines The Stand by Stephen King is a banger

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@Jomboy_ The outfield assist that reverses the funk?! We’ve aeen this before!

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@TalkinJake Almost no swearing in this household

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@JT_Lines WHO’s MY NAME!

[Zito @_Zeets]

He finally saved up some money, now make his car have problems.

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@EmmaVigeland Discovery is Hamas

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@EmmaVigeland @majorityfm

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@AstroCryptoGuru Two hours? We’ll be minutes away from a peace plan by then