Porco Gigante

[Porco Gigante @Benferronii]

Things I stand for:
The versatility of Greek yogurt

-emily

[Porco Gigante @Benferronii]

can bald guys and hair guys be just friends?

[Porco Gigante @Benferronii]

eating nachos over my gf’s family heirlooms

[Porco Gigante @Benferronii]

i smoke weed with my doctor while she does surgery on my butt

[Porco Gigante @Benferronii]

Post-surgery music for dogs

[Porco Gigante @Benferronii]

if you name 2 kids the same thing is the second one a junior?

[Porco Gigante @Benferronii]

nelson margiela

[Porco Gigante @Benferronii]

i cum from penetration 🙈😏

[Porco Gigante @Benferronii]

imma put my mouf where ya pussy be

[Porco Gigante @Benferronii]

nelson margiela

[Porco Gigante @Benferronii]

@NBA2KMovement Ant

[Porco Gigante @Benferronii]

explaining the impractical jokers points system to the homies

[Porco Gigante @Benferronii]

two deers beep

[Porco Gigante @Benferronii]

two deers beep

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is that a sharknado in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

a few rounds into strip poker and it’s becoming increasingly clear i’m wearing a bomb vest

[Porco Gigante @Benferronii]

im like if my mom and my dad had a baby

[Porco Gigante @Benferronii]

i am like if hugh grant and julia roberts had a baby

[Porco Gigante @Benferronii]

i’m talking to customer service naked and i can’t be beaten

[Porco Gigante @Benferronii]

god forbid a man enjoy himself during sex!