Fredgar “Handy” Harrison

My life on easy mode bruh 😎

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What I need rn is just a bitch to get high and watch the Sopranos with

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Bimbo owns Thomas

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For the guy who usually drinks Mountain Dew to wake up in the morning coffee is probably like broccoli.

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My good friend Jack Lin just got drafted into the NFL

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I don’t really like Mr. Beast’s videos. But, I respect him as a businessman 😉

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I’m all mixed up 🤦‍♂️
I’ve been drinking beer in the morning and taking coffee at night 🤦‍♂️…
Also I’m having beer at night too
And Orange Juice 😛

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I’m not scared of what it takes to be great. I am scared of what it takes to be recognized for greatness.

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Becoming an adult means keeping track of what food groups you’ve been eating too much of. Like bread for example. Also, checking the weather before you leave the house in the morning.

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My hobbies are: wear a pink sweater and count to ten

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Married to the toilet, introduced her to my bowl. She my crap queen

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Empire State of Building

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Sippin on Josh no homo

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Chopped cheese might be the healthiest thing you can eat

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I really dislike when people are selective about which part of the egg they like. If you refuse to eat the yellow part, I have news for you, you don’t like eggs!

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I have a little tip for when you make hot food at home. Here it is: as soon as the food is ready to eat, go and sweep the floor in your room. By the time you finish and come back your food will be a cooler temperature and won’t burn your mouth when you try and bite it.

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Would you rather have a girlfriend with very flat hair or a girlfriend whose hair is the same color as her skin? #question

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The impulse to purchase a cookie after lunch is only that. You accept it as a behavioral lapse and eat the cookie. The moment, however, you purchase TWO cookies BEFORE lunch in anticipation of your impulse, you are indulging. You have accepted it as a predictive behavior #facts

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Lulu Lemon is a place on Earth

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Challah at cha bread!

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Phillip Cheese Steak