laura

[laura @laurachatter]

the government is paying me to scare you

[laura @laurachatter]

the cops are trying to make me play Lorde

[laura @laurachatter]

michael jackson is my guardian angel on the highway

[laura @laurachatter]

I showed my sister my celeb crush and she said he looks like our grandad. ok dry me up b 😑

[laura @laurachatter]

no april fools jokes from me today because I am earnest and sincere 🤍

[laura @laurachatter]

am I supposed to give a fuck that the capital one bank guy lives in the capital one cafe?

[laura @laurachatter]

Simon Anne Garfunkel

[laura @laurachatter]

shoot me in the hole if I ever get a boneless modular couch

[laura @laurachatter]

Are Mother Nature and Father Time related..?

[laura @laurachatter]

@mikitaposts Alcoholism too 😋

[laura @laurachatter]

come play on my iPad and heal your soul ❤️

[laura @laurachatter]

december is an exciting month because I get to open my birth control pill and advent calendar back to back every day

[laura @laurachatter]

@elliestalking you’re the glue ❤️

[laura @laurachatter]

@elliestalking I remember that ride to the airport post slap ☝🏻

[laura @laurachatter]

America is such a beautiful city 🫶🏻

[laura @laurachatter]

@Leslie_Jeany DM me (:

[laura @laurachatter]

@elliestalking shocker??? I barely know her!!!

[laura @laurachatter]

@elliestalking shocker!

[laura @laurachatter]

@sugarfreegay cmon!

[laura @laurachatter]

@elliestalking job done

[laura @laurachatter]

disco music can change your life if you let it