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UCF Aerospace Graduate still learning how to tweet

[UCF Football @UCF_Football]

🎥 The Schedule Release

[UCF Football @UCF_Football]

Can’t believe The Simpsons predicted
the 2024 UCF Schedule 🤯

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

one cold dr pepper has done more for me than a decade worth of antidepressants

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

Interstellar (2014)

[bender @Benguin529]

This won’t happen again until 3/33/3033

[bender @Benguin529]

@DevinRobaina Full sleeve is the only serving size I know of

[Julian Bright @julianmbright]

Sports photographers know the pain

[invader zim @f8the]

i feel like i’ve grown more in the last two years than i have in my entire life

[bender @Benguin529]

Thanks mom

[bender @Benguin529]

@jaysonfitch Hey this is Ben Hastings, I don’t know anything about this

[bender @Benguin529]

Biweekly and bimonthly are the same!!!

[bender @Benguin529]

Why have I heard 4 separate people this week say “Tourmanent”

[bender @Benguin529]

Why is there no U-turn signal yet

[Pablo Iglesias Maurer @MLSist]

easily the best photoshop i've seen all week

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

They did this shit on Saturday so we could get fuuuuuuuuuucked up.

[bender @Benguin529]

Trumps got these vibes goin on rn

[bender @Benguin529]

When I saw Pennsylvania flipped to blue

[bender @Benguin529]

At least we all survived the great toilet paper drought, a moment of silence for all the chapped asses

[bender @Benguin529]

@its_soto_ Welcome to the real world, vote for the one that you think is less shitty

[bender @Benguin529]

@_ayeang Not missing out at all