Rachel Kelly

[Rachel Kelly @BenignPilcrow]

My @alexa99 just beeped at me and when I asked what the notification was, asked if I wanted to follow a specific author on @amazon. No, no I do not. Leave me alone, Alexa, and stop doing things I don’t ask. It’s an invasion of privacy and annoying af.

[Rachel Kelly @BenignPilcrow]

Just saw a @DHLUS van driving WAY too fast through my residential neighborhood, while outside playing with my 3-year-old. Your quotas are not worth risking a child’s life, and your drivers should know better.

[Rachel Kelly @BenignPilcrow]

Got a package from @amazon yesterday that smelled super strongly of cigarettes. 🤢 I do not want that smell in my house or for two young kids to be exposed to the secondhand smoke. Do better, @AmazonHelp.

[Rachel Kelly @BenignPilcrow]

I cannot express how much I hate the @Walgreens automatic phone menu every time you call. Make it easier to let me talk to a real person.

[Rachel Kelly @BenignPilcrow]

The GOP believes that a child's life is sacred and must be defended at all costs, until that child is born. Then when they're murdered in school, it's "oh, well, access to weapons of mass destruction is more important than their lives!"

[Sean Kelly @smkelly]

I was up with the baby at 5AM so I listened to @MorningEdition to pass the time. Tuned in just in time to hear the brief bios of the kids murdered in my country’s latest school shooting. So I listened, while I held my baby.

We have to stop this madness.

[Rachel Kelly @BenignPilcrow]

.@GregAbbott_TX You should be required to go to every one of these children's funerals, look their families in the eye, and tell them that these children's lives mean less to you than someone else's "right" to kill them. Their blood is on your hands. You and the GOP are murderers

[Rachel Kelly @BenignPilcrow]

@tedcruz Your prayers won’t bring back the kids who died today. It won’t prevent this from happening to someone else’s kids another time. Your vote might. Do your job and stop pretending to be a Christian when you don’t give a damn about 14 dead kids in your home state.

[Rachel Kelly @BenignPilcrow]

Retweeting because I’ve never heard of another dog named Snickerdoodle! Snickerdoodle was my childhood dog, and I’m so glad other people recognize what an awesome dog name it is!

[College of Education @UMWCOE]

Who needs free doggo pets? Snickerdoodle and Bruce are ready for you in Seacobeck!

[College of Education @UMWCOE]

Who needs free doggo pets? Snickerdoodle and Bruce are ready for you in Seacobeck!

[Rachel Kelly @BenignPilcrow]

@clairetuley This reminds me of a https://t.co/uROKeAwD5Z post in my neighborhood where someone asked all the “dog and baby walkers” to stop chatting on the sidewalk outside her house because she was working from home and they were just being SO inconsiderate.

[Rachel Kelly @BenignPilcrow]

After @CenterPoint replaced our gas meter yesterday, we now have no hot water or heat. Been waiting on hold to try to get someone to fix it, but apparently they need to hire way more customer service reps. Maybe social media can get a better response?

[Rachel Kelly @BenignPilcrow]

@FifthThird I would really love to be able to set up a recurring payment from another bank to pay my mortgage. Not offering that option is baffling.

[Rachel Kelly @BenignPilcrow]

Hey @FedExHelp, I have a package that arrived in its destination city 5 days ago. Last status update is “departed FedEx Smartpost Houston,” also 5 days ago. Can you help me actually get it delivered to my house?

[Rachel Kelly @BenignPilcrow]

Really pissed that @MotherhoodMat apparently sold my info again after I bought some shirts from them. The last time they did that, I got promotional material for weeks after my 2nd-trimester miscarriage. Take me off ALL your lists and don’t give my information to other companies.

[Sean Kelly @smkelly]

Wow, @mattlanza sure delivered on the nice #Houston #weather this morning. And I think tomorrow morning will be even better.
A+++ would weather again.

[Kyle Hill @Sci_Phile]

Even a man *literally living under a rock* got his shots. Do your part.

[Matt Lanza @mattlanza]

This is a good book. More for us than our 2 and a half year old. But still.

[Rachel Kelly @BenignPilcrow]

@GregAbbott_TX Which means hundreds or thousands of people are going to get sick or die because you’re too much of a coward to go against your party.

[Rachel Kelly @BenignPilcrow]

Dear @GregAbbott_TX, Just because you don’t believe in science doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist. Your lack of leadership in a crisis is going to get (more) people killed. Shame on you.