Benis Diaz, Anmigo

Certified public ponerologist & armchair 'pataphysician. "A clue is never a secret, but a secret is always a clue." Taskforce football bat field correspondent.

[Benis Diaz, Anmigo @BenisMagnumPI]

I am like an ox,
wandered away from the altar,
now lost wanderin' the promised land,
guided by my soul like a pocket calculator

[Benis Diaz, Anmigo @BenisMagnumPI]

@Deejo53513317 'Bury' Christian
found dead
"It's him! W-we just cant access or identify the body"
Nothing weird about this.

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Just let the poor disadvantaged migrant eat your toddler's face, you bigot

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@C1TYofFL1NT Ive had this speech ready for nearly two decades now🫡

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@C1TYofFL1NT Dont blow my deep cover operation!

[Benis Diaz, Anmigo @BenisMagnumPI]

@C1TYofFL1NT You know im allergic to water!

[Benis Diaz, Anmigo @BenisMagnumPI]

Though dead hands ring the garden
And these are violent times
And violence brings more violence
And liars bring more lies

Though we were born defeated
Worried, tired, and scared
Monsters build mean robots
Launching rockets into the air

[Benis Diaz, Anmigo @BenisMagnumPI]

This state of affairs, and these affairs of state are simply beyond parody.
Whatta time to be alive.

[Benis Diaz, Anmigo @BenisMagnumPI]

@rationalposts @NuChatz *taps counter impatiently
One maple curry, please!

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@_Spyte_ @_a_kitty_ket We'll see what condi has to say about that

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@C1TYofFL1NT Oh, well then, by all means rabbi, take my turn in the MAID bed. My wife wanted me to do a couple more thankless chores anyhoo

[Benis Diaz, Anmigo @BenisMagnumPI]

Me, calmly explaining to co-workers in the break room how any cessation of hostilities, by dint of technical accreditation, will result in another Gold Star being added to the dolan drumpf peace president vision board... making him an absolute lock for the next nobel vote.

[Benis Diaz, Anmigo @BenisMagnumPI]

@FaithHope75 @JamesTate121 No.
Silsby & 9 cohorts were arrested transporting 33 "orphans" from haiti to a non-existent "orphanage" that she *intended to build* in the dominican.
the other 9 walked, kidnapping & conspiracy charges were reduced,
& at trial she was sentenced to the ~90days she'd been there.

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@ShuckEBean @JD_Cashless Just like cctv cameras record all activity and guards personally do mandatory rounds every 15mins as a form of security redundancy?

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@DataRepublican The first rule of PimpHub is you dont talk about PimpHub

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@21score @mapana20097 @nicksortor That soon to be one billion dollars he has borrowed over the last year prolly aint winning him much support either

[Benis Diaz, Anmigo @BenisMagnumPI]

Never been prouder

[Sagebrush Institute @Sagebrush_Inst]

BREAKING: Anonymous sources are saying a man with an oversized hat shot and killed CJNG leader El Mencho with a 5.56 AR from 1,000 yds out. Witnesses reportedly told him "that's not a 1000 yard gun" before he shuffled off in the direction of Idaho, shinlessly.

[Benis Diaz, Anmigo @BenisMagnumPI]

Fret not, for He hath sent his only begotten benis for your ethernal salvation

[Benis Diaz, Anmigo @BenisMagnumPI]

King Jew: confirmed

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