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[Ben @BenjaminAlcock]

Kids are working well together to build this. Too well... Gonna start teaching one of them French.

[Ben @BenjaminAlcock]

@hey5tephen Wake up babe it's tattie time

[crash test dumbass @lapenseesausage]

when someone asks you who led the khmer rouge but you just took a big bite of baked potato

[Skyler @StanNajimi]

this is the funniest fucking thing ever oh my god

[Ben @BenjaminAlcock]

@PaulJWright git commit -m "What a day, can't wait to see what tomorrow brings"

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

Absolutely hooting at the idea of laying in bed at night and going “okay this will be my last thought…no THIS is my last thought. Okay for real now this is my FINAL thought of the day.”

[Ben @BenjaminAlcock]

@daniel_williams Frasier: "Oh, Niles, this warp rift situation is simply ghastly. I can't fathom how we ended up in this chaos-infested sector."

Niles: "Indeed, Frasier. One misstep, and we could be facing daemons from the very depths of the warp."

[Victor Wanyama @VictorWanyama]

I had spaghetti and it was very nice i enjoyed it

[Ben @BenjaminAlcock]

@brenway I know who you cheers'd last summer

[Ben @BenjaminAlcock]

@brenway A fact can be a threat too if you're confident enough

[Ben @BenjaminAlcock]

@IGN @hey5tephen sad if true

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Pepsi has changed their logo.

[New Scientist @newscientist]

80,000 mouse brain cells used to build a living computer https://t.co/IgtHSxDzOR

[Ben @BenjaminAlcock]

@hey5tephen @jckcrll

[Ben @BenjaminAlcock]

@jckcrll Wait till you get to the bit where the whale starts singing

[Ben @BenjaminAlcock]

@hey5tephen Move to Drumchapel

[Ben @BenjaminAlcock]

@brenway You'd better get your nightshirt and floppy hat ready else you've got no chance

[Ben @BenjaminAlcock]

@FakeShowbizNews @mjfphotographer the last great socialist bulwark has fallen

[Ben @BenjaminAlcock]

@imhighkeycool @hey5tephen this u?

[Ben @BenjaminAlcock]

@LancasterUni @GreggsOfficial Can we get a update on the official Greggs ranking please? @GreggsOfficial #LancasterGreggsOne

[Ben @BenjaminAlcock]

@hey5tephen Schrödinger's bakery got any flats above?