Benjamin Cooper

Traveller, Aristocrat, Peasant, Scholar, and Jedi - all in one.

[Benjamin Cooper @BenjaminCoop3]

Can we officially change the joke away from hockey now‽

I went to the fights, and an Oscars award ceremony broke out.

[Benjamin Cooper @BenjaminCoop3]

Say what you will about Sid vs Manny or Diego. But saber tooth tigers and mammoths are extinct. And sloths aren’t.

Sid for the win.

#iceage

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@PeterZeihan I'm not sure Turkey takes Russia's offer. They have other pipelines, and I think they're licking their chops at a Russian collapse. That would open a lot of doors from them.

They might think that Russia's fall is worth more than some extra natural gas.

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@morninggloria I belong to the 7. Proudly.

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@PeterZeihan Still can’t handle that table.

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Irish fisherman, the original Ukrainian farmers.
https://t.co/TZBL7Icnbu

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@PeterZeihan Isn’t she a Tartar‽

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Ok, that was tough

[Benjamin Cooper @BenjaminCoop3]

If it wasn’t for McDonald’s, Burger King would be McDonalds.

#deepthoughts

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Watch “The Disaster Artist”. James Franco is a bigger creep than Tommy Wiseau.

Who woulda thought‽

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@awards_watch Sigh…

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Peacemaker will set a record for viewers never hitting the “skip intro” button.

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@PeterZeihan Do you see Turkey playing some sort of role‽ any chance they try to work something out with Uzbekistan‽

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@FanDuel Dan Marino.

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@OmarKelly Huh, guess I’m in the wrong place. I thought this was a McDonald’s.

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@PeterZeihan Got anything interesting to say about Tennessee? I know you had issues with how they're using their transport advantages and Memphis' inequality/unrest. Has anything changed in your opinion?

[Benjamin Cooper @BenjaminCoop3]

@KGlover4UA @fluffyguy No.

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What’s that stage in life when “Margaritaville” goes from being a cautionary tale to a life goal‽

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@SydneyBattle Spiders that just hang out in their cute little web deserve climate controlled living.

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@KGlover4UA I guess it kinda worked on my foot. But then I end up tracking yellow mustard all over the house.