Rachel🦖

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. Douglas Adams

[Rachel🦖 @stedbean]

@BenjaminCrew1 This is how my dad watches sports but it’s so that he can help coach.

[Rachel🦖 @stedbean]

@crazyclipsonly My friend is a flight attendant and does boss ass shit like this on the regular. I’m so proud of her. Especially as someone who was harassed by two drunk dudes on a flight while they kept being served more alcohol.

[Rachel🦖 @stedbean]

@YuckyTom This is true I saw Tom do this one time (I was hiding in the tree outside his window)

[Rachel🦖 @stedbean]

What if it was the Orcas who attacked the sub? Has anyone said that yet?

[Athaca @_athaca_]

Jansport also has a line meant to make backpacks more accessible, including ones adapted to fit on wheel chairs and walkers easier!

[Rachel🦖 @stedbean]

@ChudsOfTikTok Imagine mocking young people for not knowing what they haven’t been taught as if all of humanity hasn’t functioned with older generations teaching the younger. I can write a check because I was taught how, not because I had a divine revelation.

[Rachel🦖 @stedbean]

@TimLikesPi @audipenny @craydrienne My husband secretly video recorded my grandma telling me family stories as I sat by her feet and it’s the most precious gift I have now that she is gone.

[Rachel🦖 @stedbean]

@audipenny After I read that tweet, I started asking, “did he die?” whenever someone obviously dies in a movie and it brings me genuine joy every time I do it. I’m truly sorry your mom is going through this, and I’m sorry to you and everyone who loves her.

[Rachel🦖 @stedbean]

@laurie_winkless Here’s Arlo the cat and Bernie the Bearded Dragon, along with my son. Your work is so important and valuable to the world. I hope you find whatever solution you’re looking for soon and are encouraged!

[Rachel🦖 @stedbean]

@JohnathanPerk They’ve had enough. They’re ready to be the dominant species and I support them.

[Rachel🦖 @stedbean]

@audipenny My 7 year old is going to love this tweet when I read it to him in the morning.

[Rachel🦖 @stedbean]

@YuckyTom Dude oh my god🤣 you’re right! I was thinking he was hitting the water more than the cans but it was some dude off to the right also missing the cans.

[Rachel🦖 @stedbean]

@YuckyTom This is activism

[Rachel🦖 @stedbean]

Puss in Boots: The Last Wish, massively lived up to the hype.
Put Wagner Moura on the list of voice actors who need to be in *everything*.

[Sean Astin @SeanAstin]

Never a doubt…

[Rachel🦖 @stedbean]

I’ve loved these two actors since I was a little girl. I’m so so happy for them!