Benjamin

Almighty and all-knowing. Hope this helps pal.

[Benjamin @BenjaminDJohn]

@bengoodall3 @Albrochier Honest living hahahahahahaha

[Clash Report @clashreport]

RFK Jr. gets interrupted by his "quack" ringtone during his speech on autism.

[Inevitable West @Inevitablewest]

🚨BREAKING: English football legend Harry Redknapp has spoken out on the illegal migrant invasion of Europe:

"They're all young blokes. Where are the women? They know this is the land of milk and honey. We're getting overrun."

[The Footy Feed @TheFootyFeed]

😂😂😂

[scott @scottneedham88]

Silly cunts struggled to takeover a little island tho didn't they. Rats

[Benjamin @BenjaminDJohn]

@AustinBucs @Castroc662 @JustMrTimmy @Polymarket It’s not, learn football

[chief 🏆 @aliladiere]

Absolute banger

[ALL IN - AUG 30th FUCK TKO @_IraolaIndex]

Cut her a bit of slack.

She’s only human after all, don’t put the blame on her

[Benjamin @BenjaminDJohn]

@SaulStaniforth @sarahwylie1 Pizza Hut clearly wasn’t so what’s your point

[Jordan @jzrdan]

Imagine opening your front door and seeing shit like that outside your house…

The poor dog crapped himself just seeing it!

[Andy @andymuirhd]

@DavidMKeyes More like Mrs Cohen

[Lewis Steele @LewisSteele_]

RIP mate

[Nico Ali Walsh @nicoaliwalsh]

I don’t wanna hear “respect” for this guy. Everyone in the world would get in the ring with a Prime AJ for $90M

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Idrissa Gueye is shown a red card after an argument with his own team-mate, Michael Keane!

[JW @baronlordvader]

Englishman: "That your dog?"

Welshman: "Aye"

Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?'

Welshman: "Dog don't talk.”

Englishman: “Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doing all right."

Welshman: (look of shock)

Englishman: “Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman)

Dog: "Yep."

Englishman: “How's he treating you?"

Dog: "Very good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play."

Welshman: (Look of total disbelief!)

Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Welshman: "Horse don't talk.”

Englishman: "Hey horse how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!)

Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Welshman)

Horse: "Yep."

Englishman: "How's he treating you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather."

Welshman: (Look of total amazement!)

Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Welshman: "That sheep's a fucking liar!!”

[ManUtdMindset @ManUtdMindset]

Paul Pogba:

[Benjamin @BenjaminDJohn]

@DJJ246 @Henry_Taylor04 They didn’t defend him for being a literal nonce so yes they can definitely change their minds, absolute freak of a human you are pal

[Irish Daily Mirror @IrishMirror]

Father Ted co-creator Graham Linehan arrives for trial over alleged harassment of a transgender woman