Benjaminacus

More interested in make believe than reality... unless it's really important... obviously...

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@fesshole

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@StobiesGalaxy Phasersaber

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Live scenes from inside the #DowningStreet cabinet dinner #LizTrussPM
https://t.co/Z8KaNK9L6W

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A big thank you to @nottspolice for your help today. Everyone we've spoken to was friendly, helpful, and professional, making a stressful day a little easier.

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“Dong. Ding dong.”

James Bond’s doorbell.

#JamesBondDay

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@SoVeryBritish Is your meal ok?

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@elonmusk I mean, why make it look like it'll kill you in your sleep?

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@sueperkins Usually I'd say 'sinking the ship' but in this case I think the ship has been strapped to a rocket and fired into the Sun.

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@NoContextBrits I'd call that the IRA - Irish, Russian, Awful.

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@trueajacey

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@HRWright Patrons may wish to wear a poncho for the gun salute.

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@rickygervais It's about time they made road signs more eye catching. Having them be pornographic too is an unexpected, yet welcomed, move.

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@MichaelRosenYes What did Pat Butcher?

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New slow cooker arrived today and we have our first meal prepped and ready to go #CatsOnTwitter

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@SoVeryBritish Breakaway, all my biscuits seem so far away. In the sewing tin is where they stay. Oh how I need a Breakaway.

Suddenly, I'm in need of a garibaldi. I could have one with a cup of tea. Oh just the one, or maybe three.

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@SoVeryBritish The 'what was that at this time of night?' theory.

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@SoVeryBritish Breaking Bard

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@SoVeryBritish S*M*A*S*H

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@SoVeryBritish CSI: Coronation Street Icons

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