NEWS FLASH: There’s no such thing as “love of your life”. Means no one will love your for No reason. Wtf right? You have to work, end be worth it? Wth!? (in sarcastic tone)
When I was in Highschool I used to call hot girls HANDSOME, cause every time I saw one, I had the strong urge to run to the restroom and "give my hand some"
During the Pandemic, there were reports of people Re-Using CONDOMS... I wasn't surprised, cause if you weren't supposed to, then why do they have TWO SIDES?
I hate telling people I do stand up comedy, cause then they ask me to or wanna tell me jokes, or try and out do me... why NOW I just tell people I do porn instead.
According to reports, in relationships between men and women, 90% of the time men are the first to say "I love you"...but we are the second ones to mean it.