Benji Sharpe

Online Marketing Bloke | Pun Lover | Humour Likererer | Occasional Human

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Donald Trump was the first president in 129 years to lose the popular vote twice.

He was the first president in 89 years to lose the presidency, the House and the Senate in a single term.

He was the first president in 28 years to lose re-election.

He lost the most jobs of any president since Herbert Hoover.

He lost the Trump University case, the fake charity case, the NY business fraud case, the E. Jean Carroll sexual assault and defamation case, he lost a lawsuit against The NY Times, lost countless appeals, lost 61 lawsuits related to the 2020 election, lost the state of Georgia three times, lost Pennsylvania, Arizona, Texas & Wisconsin twice, and he even managed to lose 8 times at the friggin Emmy Awards.

He’s under 4 indictments, facing 91 felony charges and to date, he’s been ordered to pay more than a hundred million dollars in penalties with a potential $370 million more in the week ahead where he may also lose his right to engage in the state's real estate industry for life and be barred entirely from doing business in New York.

All of this, while he’s been saying that windmills kill whales, that magnets stop working when wet, that he ran against Obama, that E. Jean Carroll is a political rival and that Nikki Haley was in charge of security on January 6th, for which one could ostensibly make the case that in addition to everything else he’s been losing — he is also losing his damn mind.

He once said there would be so much winning people would get sick of it. When in reality, when it comes to Donald Trump in the last several years, there’s been nothing but losing.

He was right about one thing however — we are sick of it.

And by it, I mean him.

We like former presidents who aren’t losers and at the end of the day, Donald Trump is a loser, maybe the biggest loser in history. Many people say so. The best people.

Believe me.

[Boston Standard @standardboston]

This week's Boston Standard newspaper, out today

[Benji Sharpe @BenjiSharpe]

@standardboston Boston never changes. That was standard for being out with a pizza at 4 PM.

[Boston Standard @standardboston]

Footage shows huge blaze near Boston attended by six fire crews https://t.co/C9Z6pqFGRD

[Boston Standard @standardboston]

Pilgrim Hospital whistleblower shares concerns about A&E and the loss of one ward
https://t.co/ZWvF1ndDMV

[Benji Sharpe @BenjiSharpe]

@askesure - 2 hours and 27 minutes on hold so far. Just piano music and automated voices. Is that normal? Is it acceptable? Should a long-term customer really wait well over two hours just to speak to someone in an emergency? This is so bad. We need help.

[Benji Sharpe @BenjiSharpe]

@askesure - 2 hours and 27 minutes on hold so far. Just piano music and automated voices. Is that normal? Is it acceptable? Should a long-term customer really wait well over two hours just to speak to someone in an emergency? This is so bad. We need help.

[Benji Sharpe @BenjiSharpe]

@jeffsprogress @askesure My partner and I are with @askesure - She had an accident in my car on Sat. 40 mins holding music (on Sat) only to be told they would call back and didn't. 2 hours 15 mins and counting today and still no answer. I urge that you consider going elsewhere.

[Benji Sharpe @BenjiSharpe]

@askesure I'm hoping someone on your team gets in touch or a representative actually picks up the phone soon. 2 hours and 10 minutes hold today, 40+ minutes on hold on Saturday. I'm truly disappointed that I've put my faith and money in you.

[Benji Sharpe @BenjiSharpe]

@askesure
leaving my partner and child in a crashed car by the roadside with no follow-up call is horrendous. Why pay insurance? We had to arrange private tow back of them and the vehicle via our
@AskNationwide
cover with the
@TheAA_uk
who were amazing.

[Benji Sharpe @BenjiSharpe]

@askesure The first time in probably 6+ years of being with your company, paying for robust insurance in an actual emergency and you don't even pick up the phone. 2+ hours waiting to speak to ANYONE on your end is beyond a joke. You've utterly let us down.

[Benji Sharpe @BenjiSharpe]

@askesure - My partner had an accident in my car on Saturday with our six-year-old in it. After 40 mins of hold music, your advisor said they would call back and didn't. I've had 2 hours of hold music today with no one picking up. We've both been with you for years with 0 claims.

[Benji Sharpe @BenjiSharpe]

@jeffsprogress @askesure My partner and I are with @askesure - She had an accident in my car on Sat. 40 mins holding music (on Sat) only to be told they would call back and didn't. 2 hours 15 mins and counting today and still no answer. I urge that you consider going elsewhere.

[Benji Sharpe @BenjiSharpe]

@askesure I'm hoping someone on your team gets in touch or a representative actually picks up the phone soon. 2 hours and 10 minutes hold today, 40+ minutes on hold on Saturday. I'm truly disappointed that I've put my faith and money in you.

[Benji Sharpe @BenjiSharpe]

@askesure
leaving my partner and child in a crashed car by the roadside with no follow-up call is horrendous. Why pay insurance? We had to arrange private tow back of them and the vehicle via our
@AskNationwide
cover with the
@TheAA_uk
who were amazing.

[Benji Sharpe @BenjiSharpe]

@askesure The first time in probably 6+ years of being with your company, paying for robust insurance in an actual emergency and you don't even pick up the phone. 2+ hours waiting to speak to ANYONE on your end is beyond a joke. You've utterly let us down.

[Benji Sharpe @BenjiSharpe]

@askesure - My partner had an accident in my car on Saturday with our six-year-old in it. After 40 mins of hold music, your advisor said they would call back and didn't. I've had 2 hours of hold music today with no one picking up. We've both been with you for years with 0 claims.

[Benji Sharpe @BenjiSharpe]

@Voorny I'm only here for the Andrew Tate own-goal. In just 24 hours he gets branded for having small dick energy. (Accurate) - and now he's been arrested for giving away his location to authorities in his response video.

You couldn't make it up. It's glorious.

[Benji Sharpe @BenjiSharpe]

@RealMickFoley Exactly this.

But I'm in the UK and have seen right-wing rhetoric turn our country into an absolutely divided shambles. I vote for the good guys who lose and sadly for you guys, Sanders dropped out a while ago.

[Benji Sharpe @BenjiSharpe]

@askesure Thanks, Rebecca! I got through eventually and I'm sorting it all now. Love you guys really but 52 minutes of that music was sending me slightly insane!

[Benji Sharpe @BenjiSharpe]

@askesure Hey you guys! I've been the queue to make a claim for 30 minutes and counting. Seems a bit excessive. It's a good job it's not an emergency or anything but Jeez. Is there a colossal IT failure or do you just hate me? Checking that you guys are ok!