Benji

Just this guy. All views & opinions are my own.

[Benji @Benjibird]

@KerryMP You have my vote by postal proxy vote from Shanghai 👍👍👍

[Teresa Parker @Teresa_PS]

I wondered why a panel at 12.30pm at a party conference felt the need to serve gin - then I heard a man in his 20s tell the room the main issue with online abuse is actually women and the unreasonable sexual pressure they put men under 🤯

After that, the midday gin made sense.

[Benji @Benjibird]

@TLT_LLP I have emailed you multiple times in the last week to the address stated on correspondence and my property conveyancers have also written but have yet to receive a response. I cannot telephone as I am in China. Please can you acknowledge? @BarclaysUKHelp

[Benji @Benjibird]

Just had the most bizarre dream that I was sitting out in the sunshine with @DanniiMinogue drinking stubby beers, taking selfies, discussing the housing market and her desire to move to #Totterdown. Most fun dream in ages! 🥰

[Benji @Benjibird]

@BorisJohnson Yo! While I can never break away from my working class roots to align myself to the values of the Conservative Party I feel compelled to thank you for your brilliant and most unique service to our country. You leave us happy and glorious #notaeuphemism

[Benji @Benjibird]

@BBCTheArchers @DumTeeDum Can any birders out there tell me which beauties are singing so sweetly outside my window in locked down Shanghai? #TheArchers #dumteedum

[Benji @Benjibird]

Thank goodness for WiFi, a decent VPN and #SaturdayKitchen. Making COVID lockdown in Shanghai bearable @SaturdayKitchen

[Benji @Benjibird]

@ChefJeremyPang could you rustle up a simple YT recipe for us folks trapped in lockdown in Shanghai that we could rustle up with the basics in our government food packages? Onions, potatoes, cabbage, cucumber, green chilli peppers, Chinese leaves, garlic, ginger, rice - basics.

[Benji @Benjibird]

@QuickBookRevie3 Hey. Following you

[Benji @Benjibird]

@DumTeeDum hello from Shanghai. Do you have an email address to send you some audio?

[Benji @Benjibird]

@quentinrayner morning from Shanghai. Do you have a Dum Tee Dum email address so I can send the music my neighbour made?

[Benji @Benjibird]

@OctopusEnergy can you instruct your debt collectors to stop harassing me for £58 for being your customer for less than a day when @popbitch told me was a good thing and you sold me to another provider? Many thanks, seasons greetings etc.

[Benji @Benjibird]

Catching up with the latest in happenings in Ambridge, on the East China Sea this time. @BBCTheArchers that Justin Elliot’s a sly fox!

[Benji @Benjibird]

Catching up with the latest happenings in Ambridge whilst riding home on the Shanghai Metro…@BBCTheArchers @keridavies

[Benji @Benjibird]

@FloellaBenjamin And you, @FloellaBenjamin are an inspiration to so many of us also 😊

[Benji @Benjibird]

@keridavies was this evening’s hilarious episode of @BBCTheArchers one of yours?

[Benji @Benjibird]

Congratulations @TomDaley1994 you finally achieved your Olympic dream!

[Benji @Benjibird]

@NeilMaggs2 so good to hear you on Radio Four mate🥰

[Benji @Benjibird]

@SaturdayKitchen can we have Brian on for his food heaven or hell? I’m feeling like we are getting to know him so well

[Benji @Benjibird]

I’m sorry for voting for you to have food hell, @angelascanlon. I am just curious to learn what summer stew is on @SaturdayKitchen