Francis Clampazzo

Mr Cool pleasure to meet me

[Francis Clampazzo @Benjros]

Tories when they see a human being in need

[Rishi Sunak @RishiSunak]

If you come to the UK illegally:

➡️ You can’t claim asylum

➡️ You can’t benefit from our modern slavery protections

➡️ You can’t make spurious human rights claims

➡️ You can’t stay

[Francis Clampazzo @Benjros]

Never heard of the Layoffs franchise but looks like they're making loads more of them.

Big day for film fans!

[Francis Clampazzo @Benjros]

Where's Maggie

[Disney+ @DisneyPlus]

Lisa’s on a race against time to save Springfield!

Stream “The Past and the Furious,” an exclusive, full-length episode of The Simpsons, only on #DisneyPlus February 12.

[Posting Intern @posting_intern]

[radiohead voice] 'cause i love treats
i am hiiiitlerrrrrr

[Francis Clampazzo @Benjros]

@a8dnv062jqb3940 Correct

[Francis Clampazzo @Benjros]

@BBCTheOneShow Hi Russell,

I notice you often have sunglasses on you at all times, even on very cloudy days, are you an extreme optimist or do you treat it as part of your costume?

[Lumpy @Bistobesto]

@fesshole "ahhhh I don't want to be a Cyberman!"

[Francis Clampazzo @Benjros]

You might want to sit down for this...

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

On behalf of the whole country, I wish Her Majesty The Queen a speedy recovery.

[Gordon Brown @GordonBrown]

Sad to hear of the sudden death of Alex Salmond, Scotland's First Minister of Scotland serving from
2007 to 2014. Sarah's and my thoughts are with his wife Moira, his wider family and friends.

[ash 🍂 @soundsmythprod]

"tardis.png is almost twenty years old. can you believe that for a second?"

[Tom Pullin @TomPullin_]

Think this may be my favourite death scene in all of Doctor Who

[Sarah Vine @WestminsterWAG]

Ed Balls interviewing his own wife, @YvetteCooperMP (aka our new Home Secretary) on @GMB is beyond parody. And they dare to accuse the @Conservatives of corruption and elitism?

[Rob Ritchie @Robritchie409]

It was a very moving episode.

[Nicholas Guyatt @NicholasGuyatt]

Richard Madeley explaining the plot of his new crime novel on Radio 2 just now is two minutes of pure joy, and the most @AccidentalP thing I have ever heard

[Francis Clampazzo @Benjros]

All other news organisations right now:

[Sam Coates Sky @SamCoatesSky]

Sky News understands July 4 election

[Rishi Sunak @RishiSunak]

We’ve taken action to reduce migration.

Student dependant applications are now down by 80%.

[Francis Clampazzo @Benjros]

People tell me to be more positive, but I posit things all the time