Bennett Kleinman

Fine at best

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@JANELABABY Still have any larges? If so I’ll take one

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@bluelacroix Photoshop me in please

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@bluelacroix congrats

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@bluelacroix Ate a hot dog because I meant to eat one yesterday and couldn't

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@franhoepfner oh

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Big AND tall? Now I've seen everything

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@blythelikehappy NOW I'm worried

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@coolkidcomedy And as an added incentive, please check out this thing we made

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I've never received more than 6 likes on a Twitter post so I know my reach on this site is limited, but if you have enjoyed anything from @coolkidcomedy over the years please consider checking out our Indiegogo page for a pilot we're creating. Thank you.

https://t.co/sdopsy768s

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@blythelikehappy 4 stars

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@EliasSports Is that the quickest stolen taco in World Series history?

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Hard to deny that Balloonfest '86 was anything but an all-around success

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@KevinMcCaff Honestly wouldn't be surprised if Robert Craig looks just as old and disheveled as current Letterman

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@KevinMcCaff Congrats on achieving the second and final step towards becoming extremely famous:

Step 1: Go on Letterman

Step 2: Become the obsession of Robert Craig

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@taylorpadams96 @KevinMcCaff Holy moly I had forgotten about this. We gotta go, what should we get him?

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@gbnypat cc @jfoox

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Finally found the job of my dreams!

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@rajat_suresh Hi! You are receiving this out of office message because I am taking a vacation on my brand new bike. I'll be back in a week, so talk to you then!

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@rajat_suresh Rajat there is nothing to worry about, your bike is still right here where you left it: 🛴