@PardonMyTake 70
Need a new league because my snake weasel gypsy of a commissioner (and two others) left our league for another, but never told anyone until the week of the draft. Receipts attached
My coworker asked me what I do for lunch so I told him I sleep in my car because I didn’t want to say I watch an Italian man make ludicrous sandwiches on TikTok for 45 straight minutes
A year ago today I realized I had covid because I couldn’t taste the first glizzy I bit into. Never the less, I persisted to eat three (3) more. Arguably the most American thing to ever happen on the Fourth of July