Benniesee

I like people reading the stuff that I write.

[Max von Essen @MaxizPad]

Alert me when @SpeakerPelosi sexually assaults someone, mocks the disabled, tears a child from their parents, pays off a porn star, insults a gold star family, calls nazis fine people, denies science, steals from a charity, or starts a fake university. Until then, take a seat.

[Benniesee @BennieseeMC]

@BorisJohnson Don’t let us down, Boris. We demanded lower wages, fewer workers’ rights, and less scrutiny on offshore accounts. This is a fantastic opportunity for overseas investors to get amazing returns out of the UK - let’s make sure we can!

[Benniesee @BennieseeMC]

Why does having to call a lost phone to find it feel like such a huge admisssion of failure?

[Benniesee @BennieseeMC]

@danielmaier There are more streets than roads, avenues etc?

[Benniesee @BennieseeMC]

@PhilipPullman Perfectly put

[Benniesee @BennieseeMC]

@redsue1973 @rablivingstone 8 p seems expensive for one tomato. But a reasonable price to walk a short distance through a building. I got charged €50 for walking 10 feet through the entrance hall of Disneyland Paris

[Benniesee @BennieseeMC]

@CyrusBales No more than 8 boxes. “After 8” is a warning

[Benniesee @BennieseeMC]

@rickygervais Because the idea of right and left wing became obsolete around 30 years ago, and the commentators are morons?

[Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew]

The best cure for a persistent cough is to stop drinking milk. My elderly neighbour had a hacking cough for months but since he started leaving his milk on his doorstep a couple of weeks ago, it seems to have cleared up completely.

[Mike Bloomberg @MikeBloomberg]

As president, I'll turn the East Room into an open office plan, where I’ll sit with our team.

I’ll use the Oval Office for some official functions – never for tweeting – but the rest of the time, I’ll be where a leader should be: with the team. https://t.co/zIU3ZL5uIv

[Benniesee @BennieseeMC]

@matthewamiller I wanna play with Robert Van Winkle!

[Benniesee @BennieseeMC]

@Ecto1Fan Is KH saying she has tried being a white male?

[Benniesee @BennieseeMC]

@MarinaHyde Do they all have the same father?

[Tommy Corbyn @TommyCorbyn]

From the three proudest sons on the planet

[Benniesee @BennieseeMC]

@atrupar Surely he should just go to Nas Car every week? Plenty of love for him there

[Benniesee @BennieseeMC]

@BartHobson Ian Rush

[Benniesee @BennieseeMC]

@oflynnsocial A four year old who voted for Brexit when he was one?

[Benniesee @BennieseeMC]

@PaulChuckle2 Happy birthday to you

[Simon Prosser @HamishH1931]

How to turn down lunch with a fascist — BERTRAND RUSSELL to Oswald Mosley, 1962