Bill Bennu

Writer. Comedian. Musician. World-class flatulist. I like to play with strings and say strange things.

[Bill Bennu @BennuBill]

@duncantrussell
That last episode of The Midnight Gospel got to the core of my heart. Fucking amazing, honest stuff. Thank you for it!

[Bill Bennu @BennuBill]

@OasisNomad I really enjoy this game, however, I left my starting oasis way too early. How can I start over? I can't delete my character right now. Please help! Thanks!

[Bill Bennu @BennuBill]

@ThatRuthMFR @tamaiger @BernieSanders He raised millions of dollars for relief efforts. What have you done?

[Bill Bennu @BennuBill]

@Naughty_Dog We don't need a "launch experience". The game is the experience. Don't milk this for more dollars. Just release it already. This would give people some very needed distraction.

[Bill Bennu @BennuBill]

@dougducey @fema @WhiteHouse This is so spineless and ineffective. Too many non-essential things listed as "essential". This is like sending soldiers to battle with toy guns and a pat on the bum and saying, "You be careful out there!". This virus isn't messing around. Neither should you. Lives are at stake.

[Bill Bennu @BennuBill]

@NikkiSixx I consider his willful failure to be treason and think the punishment should fit the crime.

[Bill Bennu @BennuBill]

If, after this virus finally dissolves and Trump is no longer President, our country doesn't make a core, fundamental shift towards caring for and valuing human life, then we have truly and finally failed as a nation and as a species.

[Bill Bennu @BennuBill]

@allisonpearson Insted of politicizing this whole thing, why not be a decent human being and find ways to help. Right now you're just useless.

[Bill Bennu @BennuBill]

@allisonpearson You see, there's a difference between recognizing that a country's government is corrupt, and making a blanket statement about "the Chinese" in general. The first one places blame where it should be, and the other is bigoted and ignorant. Read some books.

[Bill Bennu @BennuBill]

@MSNBC WTF is wrong with your network? You used to be the ones promoting progressive issues. Now you're just another FOX. Shame on you. Stand with Bernie. He always polls best against Trump. Unless...you want Trump to win?

[Bill Bennu @BennuBill]

@BlaqUnicorn13 A little trick I do: find the best ticket from the various airline hubs in your country, then get separate tickets from your home city to that hub. It was about $300 less for me getting tickets that way.

[Bill Bennu @BennuBill]

@chucktodd @BernieSanders Have you considered getting a job with FOX? You'd fit right in.

[Bill Bennu @BennuBill]

I just saw it. What a sendoff. I think Lagertha received the greatest funeral ever on a screen.

[Bill Bennu @BennuBill]

@Fejdofficial I really hope you guys can play at Midgardsblot this year. That would make it complete!

[Bill Bennu @BennuBill]

@HRBlock Free filing!*
*Unless you have an HSA, or you want to get your refund through direct deposit, and then extra fees to use your refund to pay those fees.
Never again.

[Bill Bennu @BennuBill]

@HooperHairPuff Hoopty Doopty knelt by a wall. Hoopty Doopty nailed that shit! Congrats, man!

[Bill Bennu @BennuBill]

Wherever anyone got the idea that comedy is supposed to be safe is beyond me.

[Bill Bennu @BennuBill]

@NikkiSixx @Holzerland101 @MotleyCrue @thevinceneil @MrTommyLand @mrmickmars Hell, I'd be happy if the whole concert was Too Fast For Love and Shout at the Devil.

[Bill Bennu @BennuBill]

I wanna meet a woman with a sense of humor like @michelleisawolf Can you imagine being with someone who, rather than getting offended by your jokes, one-ups you with a better and more twisted one?

[Bill Bennu @BennuBill]

Would it be too geeky to change my first name to Whill? #StarWarsTheRiseofSkywalker