iambenjamin

Human. Currently being. Not allowed to have opinions, so I have no clue whose these are.

[iambenjamin @BennyBeThis]

Fuck James Dolan. I still want Kat to win a ring. Still, fuck James Dolan.

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

What a dumbass.

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

Donald had a temper tantrum on national television and walked out of an interview simply because Kristen Welker presented him with a basic fact.

Note to other journalists: now is the time to pile on. He won't be able to handle it.

[iambenjamin @BennyBeThis]

Excuse me guys, I have to plug in my weed real quick.

[iambenjamin @BennyBeThis]

@unusual_whales Oh... So it's not the genocide he and Israel are committing? Weird. I totally thought it would be the genocide thing.

[iambenjamin @BennyBeThis]

@UofBasketball @JonesOnTheNBA And they still get to trade I heart if they say quickly. More frps.

[iambenjamin @BennyBeThis]

Give me naz as center, Jaden as PF, tsj at the 3,Ant and ayo as the PG.

[iambenjamin @BennyBeThis]

Big gulps, eh?

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Buckle up, folks. This likely means they expect prices to get much worse. Also: it would add an estimated $2.5 billion to the national debt every month.

[iambenjamin @BennyBeThis]

@atrupar It's ok. The world is safer when he's asleep.

[Chris Long @ChrisLongKSTP]

Wemby’s line tonight is absurd.

Also, Wolves needed to go right at him when the Spurs decided to leave him in there w 5 fouls.

[iambenjamin @BennyBeThis]

They had six minutes to tag Wemby with a sixth foul. They didn't.

[Covie @covie_93]

The Palm Beach International Airport is now officially the first airport in the US to be renamed after a pedophile.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

This checks out...

[iambenjamin @BennyBeThis]

@RepHageman @POTUS This bitch lying

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Trump's increasingly unhinged social media posts raise new questions about Joe Biden's mental state.

[iambenjamin @BennyBeThis]

You'll never convince me that that fat fuck hasn't staged two assassination attempts in an effort to gain sympathy, support, and apparently the ballroom he desperately desires. It's sad, but I just don't believe these people whatsoever.

[Timberwolves Clips @WolvesClips]

“[Wolves players] kept telling me it would be different when we get [to the playoffs]. Game 1 wasn’t any different, so we jumped their ass. They lied to us. And they responded.”

- Chris Finch on the Wolves’ regular season attitude + playoff performance

[iambenjamin @BennyBeThis]

@mrjohnsonpaints will you please title your next piece "Smiling in the Joker's face" for me?