Benjamin Moritz

be kind, you fucks

[Benjamin Moritz @BennyMoritz]

I'm so hungry I could eat like I was hungry enough to eat a horse.

Edit: now that Twitter sucks where am I suppose to say these things?

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

ME: Can I buy you a drink?

HER: I have a boyfriend.

ME: {counting coins on the table} He can only get something small then.

[Chloé Cunha @ChloeCunha]

Man I know our country is in decline but repeated instances of trains going off the rails is a bit on the nose as far as metaphors go

[^_^ @misandrism]

Everyone did such a great job with file extension names, png that is so awesome, jpg pdf gif csv mp3 those are so awesome

[Benjamin Moritz @BennyMoritz]

@elonmusk Stfu

[Benjamin Moritz @BennyMoritz]

Trying to time my next breakdown for Thanksgiving break wish me luck

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

This Labor Day, thank unions for
- weekends
- 8-hour workdays
- a minimum wage
- paid overtime
- breaks during work
- the right to strike
- child labor laws
- workplace safety standards

Now, let us grow the trade union movement and win more for workers.

[Benjamin Moritz @BennyMoritz]

Waking up with the ultra-fleeting memory of a dream containing information that would change the world just to gain enough clarity moments later to reveal it was actually "if you move your hips in this specific way you can control the four elements"

[Benjamin Moritz @BennyMoritz]

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[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

🎯 @Acosta: “The shooter not only had an AR-15, but also 1600+ rounds of ammo. He's 18. That's crazy… If it was a mental health issue it wouldn’t just happen here… WE REAP WHAT WE SOW.” 🇺🇸

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Do people realize Robb Elementary doubled its spend on school security since 2017? They had a fence. They had surveillance. They had officers on duty. They had shooter drill trainings.

ALL OF IT FAILED.

The problem is easy access to guns. It's always been guns. ADDRESS THE GUNS

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Police tackling parents instead of saving children when the crucial moment came has to be the end. It has to be the end of your faith in police. The end of the idea that police exist to keep us safe. We need to move past this dangerous myth, now, and towards actual public safety.

[b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie]

a nice two step here. support the proliferation of guns and the transformation of the united states into an armed society and then say "looks like we have to dismantle public education as it is too dangerous to send your children to school"

[Benjamin Moritz @BennyMoritz]

@elonmusk Nah I'ma call it #sexualassaultgate

[Richard Angwin @RichardAngwin]

Precisely.

[Richard Angwin @RichardAngwin]

3 words: Tax The Rich.

[Benjamin Moritz @BennyMoritz]

@ParkerMolloy Justice, freedom, and equality are pretty rad I agree

[Benjamin Moritz @BennyMoritz]

@2PercentMilkz @MNateShyamalan a historical, one space after a period, and Oxford comma