Benny Seagull

Iam a good looking male seagull from Benidorm Spain, love shitting on people and stealing food , and dive bombing

[Benny Seagull @BennySeagull]

Might have a few sherbets , WHY NOT, #seagullmafia

[Benny Seagull @BennySeagull]

Waltzing Matilda , waltzing Matilda

[Benny Seagull @BennySeagull]

I will shit on everything you love or own #fact #seagullmafia #badass

[Benny Seagull @BennySeagull]

What a shitter of a day , fuck flying today , #seagullmafia #foggy #shite

[Benny Seagull @BennySeagull]

@JohnnyVegasReal wish you would of advertised you were in Prestatyn, was there myself , would of loved a selfie with you #mainman #hero

[Benny Seagull @BennySeagull]

Proper fucked, I tell ya , heating on, and watch some shite on the box #seagullmafia

[Benny Seagull @BennySeagull]

Those japanesse are hard little feckers , fair play to them tho #RugbyWorldCup2015 #rugby

[Benny Seagull @BennySeagull]

Lovin this rugby , come on you FIJI #seagullmafia #rugbyworldcup2015 #rugby #FIJI

[Benny Seagull @BennySeagull]

These IOS updates , do ur fecking head in 😖 #seagullmafia #iphone #IOS

[Benny Seagull @BennySeagull]

Would love to shite on that nonce Laurence Llewelyn Bowen , and feck his hairdo right up 😀 #seagullmafia #nonce

[Benny Seagull @BennySeagull]

People choppzin pure shite , get the fuck outta here , rant over , how's everyone 😜 #seagullmafia

[Benny Seagull @BennySeagull]

Met some right bellends today #seagullmafia

[Benny Seagull @BennySeagull]

Nearly the weekend , WHOOP THE FUCK WHOOP, been a long arse week #seagullmafia #wkend #beer

[Benny Seagull @BennySeagull]

Well it's been a twat of a day #rain #wet #seagullmafia

[Benny Seagull @BennySeagull]

Wank holidays are shit , just feckin saying #seagullmafia #bankholiday

[Benny Seagull @BennySeagull]

Would love to shit on Noel Edmunds , or cut his hair off #bellend #twat #seagullmafia

[Benny Seagull @BennySeagull]

@JohnnyVegasReal when you next in Benidorm my mate #Benidorm #summer #seagullmafia #beer

[Benny Seagull @BennySeagull]

EASTENDERS is wank , cockney bellends , morning treacle #cockneys #seagullmafia

[Benny Seagull @BennySeagull]

Another day another shit bombing, cracking day for it 💩 #seagullmafia #shitbombing

[Benny Seagull @BennySeagull]

Me fecking head is banging , and all I can hear beneath me are German bellend holiday makers , time for a bit of shit bombing I think 💩